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Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML

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On 11/12/2013 at 6:57pm - love - by icyrebel25 - United States (Texas)

Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML

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On 10/24/2013 at 11:52am - work - by s13495 (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of)

Today, my water got cut off. The previous homeowners owed the water company over $300, and the company doesn't believe that I'm not them. The supervisor told me this will keep happening until I pay up. I need a shower. FML

#20962134
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On 11/18/2013 at 1:37pm - money - by Annonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got an angry call to the phone shop where I work. The caller demanded that we give him his money back. His reason? He said he'd been tricked because his phone got ruined by water "even though he was using the waterproof application". FML

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Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML

#20980543
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On 12/04/2013 at 3:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML

#20958646
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On 11/15/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by mummer11 (woman) - Ireland

Today, I have to spend the whole day in a moving truck with my dad. He had beans for dinner, and it's too cold to crack open a window. FML

#20970198
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On 11/25/2013 at 1:58pm - misc - by cb - United States (Indiana)

Today, a lady told me that I should sue whoever screwed up my "nose job" so badly. This is the nose I was born with. FML

#20983819
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On 12/07/2013 at 12:30pm - health - by :^( (woman) - Bahrain (Madinat)

Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML

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On 01/01/2014 at 12:04am - love - by dantko (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years finally proposed to me at the park we first met in. As I was about to say yes, a huge fly flew straight into my mouth. I ruined the moment by choking on it and eventually spitting it out on him. I think he's rethinking the proposal. FML

#21025169
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On 01/12/2014 at 12:26am - love - by spitball101 - Australia

Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML

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On 01/03/2014 at 4:04pm - misc - by thanks.... (man) - United States

Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML

#21016650
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On 01/04/2014 at 1:38pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML

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On 02/04/2014 at 4:42pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)



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