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Today, at work I asked a woman how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she said, I just replied with, "oh that's good." What she told me that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML

#13383180
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8395) - you deserved it (28375)

On 10/09/2010 at 8:51pm - work - by fistpumpin4life - Sent from mobile version

Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitch buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor want to kill me. FML

#13108461
58 comments

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On 09/19/2010 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

#13287186
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35637) - you deserved it (2693)

On 10/02/2010 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was talking to my manager about a movie. She asked what main actors were in it, but the only one I could remember was Forest Whitaker. I told her then immediately blurted out "You know, the one with the freaky lazy eye." My manager has a lazy eye. FML

#13873380
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7490) - you deserved it (28828)

On 11/17/2010 at 2:34am - work - by workaholic -

Today, my friends and I finished a 2 day, 40km bush walk. We parked a car at the finish of the track and drove another car to the start, so we could drive back and pick it up when we finished. At the end of the trek, I realised I had left the keys for the second car in the first car. FML

#10881401
65 comments

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On 05/31/2010 at 7:59am - misc - by frgn8r (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML

#12136195
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11735) - you deserved it (25855)

On 07/27/2010 at 12:38am - work - by uugnfg - United States

Today, while at work, I was asked to see my boss. I was informed that the company would be laying off 20 people, and that I was one of them. I was told I could finish off the week, then was sent back to work. Twenty minutes later, my boss walked around and handed us all Christmas party invitations. FML

#13598783
64 comments

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On 10/26/2010 at 2:35am - work - by robthebuilder (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked past two guys on the street. I heard one of them whisper, "Jeez, that girl looks like Donald Trump." FML

#13268131
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22836) - you deserved it (3314)

On 09/30/2010 at 8:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was holding on to a shirt that I planned on buying, when an elderly man bumped into me. The shirt fell out of my hand, and slid just out the door. I went to the counter to explain what happened. Everyone accused me of trying to steal it anyway. FML

#13757494
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21590) - you deserved it (2602)

On 11/07/2010 at 9:25pm - misc - by Telinaa (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

#14537481
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25638) - you deserved it (2556)

On 01/10/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by snowbunny - United States

Today, I had to do 40 squats with a medicine ball. I always made fun of medicine balls my whole life because they looked so easy that even senior citizens did them. I passed out in the middle of the gym. FML

#14569755
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5986) - you deserved it (34653)

On 01/13/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by shadowsonicstar (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my babysitter called to inform me that my grandfather is stalking her. FML

#15237073
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29231) - you deserved it (2543)

On 03/08/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by ToxicSuicide (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML

#15500028
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27431) - you deserved it (3784)

On 03/26/2011 at 3:27pm - animals - by cathouse (woman) - United Kingdom (North Down)



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