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Today, I found out the position I thought I had earned by working hard was only to separate me from my coworkers because I "talked too much". Instead of addressing the issue like adults, I've essentially been put in time-out. FML

#20972860
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30577) - you deserved it (6690)

On 11/27/2013 at 7:25pm - work - by firefromherlips - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my driver's-side door was so frozen that the locking mechanism wouldn't move. My passenger-side door's lock worked, but the door itself wouldn't budge. The door handle on the other hand, budged quite well. It budged right off its hinges. FML

#21077667
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On 03/04/2014 at 7:25am - misc - by Staying Home Today (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, the parent of a student called to ask me about a homework assignment. At the end of the call, she told me that I seem to be losing my "Asian accent" from when she first talked to me in the summer. I was born in the US, grew up in NJ and speak perfect English. FML

#21063588
59 comments

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On 02/17/2014 at 5:41pm - work - by kdubz23 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to appear in court. My boyfriend gave me a chocolate to eat for comfort. The quote on the wrapper read "Today, you are exactly where you should be." FML

#21089044
62 comments

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On 03/17/2014 at 2:18pm - misc - by NotInTheRightPlace (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, at work, I was standing around, doing nothing. When my coworker pointed this out, I laughed and said, "It's okay, I'm training for a supervisor position!" Guess who was standing right behind me. FML

#21079043
62 comments

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On 03/05/2014 at 7:36pm - work - by sparkrok - United States (Washington)

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

#20
53 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

#285
56 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 2:53am - work - by bipbip - Sent from mobile version

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

#527
59 comments

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On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML

#1058
52 comments

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On 01/14/2009 at 1:33am - love - by noname - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML

#1705
56 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 6:12am - love - by f'ed_over - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

#6752
42 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and said I was not 'Christian enough' for her. Later I found out she had been cheating on me with my best friend. FML

Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML

#22681
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31749) - you deserved it (5222)

On 02/10/2009 at 10:11pm - misc - by thunder thighs (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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