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Taday I got mah looool car back from the repair shop . After paying $400 4 them to fix the scratches on the driver's side door, some one decided to key both sides of mah car while I was on mah lunch break from work . FML

#7199217
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On 01/07/2010 at 1:42pm - money - by Animal_aide (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Taday whilst at mah boyfriand's family gat togathar his cousin got raally drunk an dacidad to ask mah boyfriand whan ha was planning on proposing to ma loud anough fir avaryona to haar. An awkward silanca was followad by mah boyfriand's mothar who claarly said ( hopafully navar. ) maga FML

#7118046
61 comments

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On 01/03/2010 at 1:53am - love - by embarrassed (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

TODAY, I TALKED MYSELF OUT OF BUYING $1 CANDLE AT THE DOLLAR TREE. THAT'S HOW BROKE I AM. FML

#7273042
70 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 2:20am - money - by Pauper (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, Somebody Stoppd By The Front Desk At The Hotel I Work At To Report A Vehicle Had Its Headlights On!! I Wrote Down The Info, Including The Plate!! Hours Later, After My Shift Was Over, I Finally Realizd That It Was MY Vehicle!! The Battery Was Dead!! FML

#7492658
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On 01/22/2010 at 1:37am - work - by HotelClerk (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, after confessing mah love 4 mah best friend, he looked at me and said "I'm not feeling it. But does this mean we can have sex?" FML

#7618857
74 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 7:09pm - intimacy - by Boned...hard - Sent from mobile version

Today , I was doing my looool papar round. I got to tha last housa an thought I had dona avarything right. I chackd my list of housas , an I had dona avary singla ona wrong. I want an got all tha papar back an dalivard tham again. That was whan I raalisd I did tham right in tha first placa. FML

#7231970
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On 01/09/2010 at 5:14am - work - by Harry (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today..!! I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold..!! and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy!! FML

#13998291
70 comments

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On 11/27/2010 at 10:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the movies with mah friends. A pretty redhead cummd on the screen. One of mah guy friends leand over to me and said, "Have u noticd there aren't any pretty redheads in real life?" I guess he forgot wat color mah hair is. FML

#8516526
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On 02/21/2010 at 12:54pm - misc - by Mika_Ookami - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I recieved a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year old man covered in drt from head to toe, who offered to be my ( sugar daddy. ) I guess I have options after all. FML

#13742971
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On 11/06/2010 at 8:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today... My Boss Was Watching Taser Pranks Online...hen He Said He Was Going To ( Get Me ). We Often Take Turns Playing Pranks On Each Other... An I Was The Last To Prank Him. Now I'm Terrified To Move Or Turn My Back On Anything Other Than A Wall At Work. FML

#13801647
66 comments

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On 11/11/2010 at 12:46pm - work - by MrsKSB - United States (Texas)

Yesterday boyfriend wanted me to send im a pic of myself being appy for is pone's caller ID!! So I picked out a pictureere I'm grinning a big grin clerely very appy like e asked!! He replie back "You look werd tere!! Send a pretty one." FML

#8507501
70 comments

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On 02/21/2010 at 3:44am - misc - by weirdo - United States (California)

Today, The Guy I Liked For Years Asked Me Out . I Instantly Said Yes . As I Was Walking Away, I Forgot I Was At The Top Of The Stair And Fell Down 20 Steps . He Stood At The Top And Laughed . FML

#8837679
75 comments

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On 03/05/2010 at 12:24am - love - by harro101 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that if I try to resist a 70 pound bulldog that's humping mah leg, I will end up with stitches. FML

#14294130
66 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 2:54am - health - by Anonymous - United States



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