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Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML

#8861127
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On 03/06/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by Lost... (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was one of five people called up to the front in class to receive a special notice from the school administration. The first four people received awards for outstanding effort in school. Mine was a notice that I had overdue library fines. FML

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On 05/13/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by leftout (man) - United States (California)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML

#13389491
71 comments

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On 10/10/2010 at 5:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my wife, daughter, and I get to spend the next 4 hours in the ER. Why? Because we're all throwing up at the same time. At least it counts as a family activity. FML

#11911346
71 comments

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On 07/16/2010 at 12:17am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss quit his job and stopped coming in without warning. Guess who just inherited his tasks and responsibilities without the training or pay associated with his manager role. I was hired last year as a junior system admin. FML

#14267236
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On 12/20/2010 at 12:29am - work - by promoted (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I called my dad at his new wife's house to inform him I was all set to graduate from community college with my associates degree and that we needed to sit down and plan how to pay for the 4 year degree. To which he replied "all a girl needs is an associates degree". Thanks dad. FML

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On 03/18/2010 at 8:20am - money - by Anna (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after taking my jacket off at work, I found a large faint stain all across one side of my shirt. Turns out that my fiancé had used it to "clean up the bed." I am the manager of a supermarket with 40 employees. It was pretty obvious what it was. FML

#13674952
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On 11/01/2010 at 1:24pm - intimacy - by grimatwork (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I was walking down the stairs holding a glass of water, when I tripped. I don't know what hurts more, that I'm still picking glass out of my hand or that my mum is still ranting about the water I'd spilt. FML

#13046005
71 comments

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On 09/14/2010 at 6:44am - misc - by Lolzords - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML

#13862354
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On 11/16/2010 at 5:07am - misc - by huulo -

Today, I woke up on the top bunk of my bed with the birds chirping. I felt so energized, I gave a big stretch, and my hand hit the ceiling. I accidentally pushed the ceiling board up and lots of tiny spiders fell on me and my bed. FML

#13972992
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On 11/25/2010 at 9:48am - animals - by Seline -

Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML

#14012574
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On 11/28/2010 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML

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On 10/16/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Shooter71 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found a schedule in my dorm room that I share with three other guys. Looking at it closer I realized it was my schedule with notes written in all around it. My roommates have planned their entire days around mine so we won't have any interaction at all. I thought we got along great. FML

#14075452
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On 12/03/2010 at 8:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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