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Today, I sent my boss a link to a website I thought would answer a simple question she'd asked. Turns out, yes, the site did answer her question, but it also had some very suggestive ads on it. Apparently I'm the only person in the office who uses adblock. FML

#7437531
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23407) - you deserved it (2484)

On 01/19/2010 at 2:26pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

#7927518
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30755) - you deserved it (3560)

On 02/06/2010 at 3:15am - kids - by Misty3242 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out I have a job interview coming up. For the job I'm currently doing and have been for the last nine months. My manager told me not to expect too much. FML

#13152875
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19157) - you deserved it (1983)

On 09/22/2010 at 2:56am - work - by innuendom - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I took my best friend to an 80's party. She drank too much and ended up puking all over the interior and exterior of my car as well as inside my right legwarmer on the 30 mile trip back home. FML

#8293318
64 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 9:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out why you don't let your kids grab your arms while their hands are covered in glitter glue. Easy to get it on you, extremely painful to rip from your arm hairs. FML

#13390544
62 comments

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On 10/10/2010 at 8:47am - kids - by hairyarms (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to sit and listen to the guy in the next cube brag to his wife about the promotion he just received. The promotion my boss told me last week that I was going to get. FML

#10942679
59 comments

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On 06/03/2010 at 11:45am - work - by Greg - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML

#13293908
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29454) - you deserved it (2833)

On 10/02/2010 at 8:12pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my toilet broke. Yesterday, the shower filled up with sludge. I have ten people coming over for Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow. FML

#13961527
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23152) - you deserved it (2142)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I realised I haven't had a date in so long that I actually seriously considered meeting someone from online, purely based on the fact he could spell properly. FML

#13822904
66 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML

#13431152
55 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 5:02am - love - by your mother (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my new wife and I got back from our honeymoon. Her parents had dropped our wedding gifts off at our apartment, but didn't lock the door. We came home to start off our new life together to a wrecked apartment and no gifts. FML

#12946074
59 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I planned on introducing my fiancé to my parents. After the introductions, and telling him how I hoped our relationship would have the same amount of love and commitment that has lasted my mother and father for 25 years, my parents awkwardly announced their imminent divorce. FML

#14638610
62 comments

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On 01/19/2011 at 12:45pm - love - by TearfulDaughter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML

#14242813
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9386) - you deserved it (36743)

On 12/18/2010 at 1:03am - work - by Pouya - United States



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