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Today, I was at a family party and everyone was seeing my new glasses for the first time. My 48 year old uncle told me that I look like a hot librarian and then grabbed my ass. He was still sober. FML

#6865964
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On 12/21/2009 at 2:30pm - misc - by frapples1 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML

#6821061
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On 12/19/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by GlassPwn (woman) - United States

Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML

#7007388
77 comments

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On 12/29/2009 at 2:12am - intimacy - by marriagesux - United States

Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, 'don't get naked in front of the TV.' FML

#7467691
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On 01/21/2010 at 12:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

#7405426
77 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 7:57pm - love - by IceMage (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I spent about half an hour trying to decide whether to buy a top, because even though it was lovely, it was really expensive. Eventually, after deciding to buy it because I could always return it if I changed my mind, I got home and realised I'd left it on the bus. FML

#7235874
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On 01/09/2010 at 1:00pm - money - by Gabi (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, my father yelled at me for changing 1 of his 2 programable seat positions in his car because he uses both. Apparently, 1 is for sober driving and 2 is for high/drunk driving. Go dad. FML

#7353049
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On 01/15/2010 at 2:24am - misc - by Goobie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw what I thought was a gallon jug of water. Trying to do something spontaneous and fun, I took my hardest swing at it to see how far I could kick it. It was frozen solid. I broke my foot. FML

#7261047
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On 01/10/2010 at 4:46pm - misc - by tnt007 - France

Today, I found out that my anxiety disorder has escalated to where I now scratch and pick at my face while asleep. Now I get to sleep with oven mitts taped to my hands. FML

#7354954
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On 01/15/2010 at 7:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

#7541135
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On 01/24/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my youngest son had to have stitches in his chin. He did great, I passed out. FML

#7844166
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On 02/03/2010 at 11:02am - health - by Sherlock - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out my broker invested my $6000 in the wrong stock. How did I find out? He called me to let me know the stock crashed. FML

#8132919
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On 02/11/2010 at 3:13pm - money - by extants - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML

#8452983
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On 02/19/2010 at 7:37pm - misc - by ouch - United States



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