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Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML

#10707019
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27292) - you deserved it (11850)

On 05/23/2010 at 3:29am - work - by Around - United States (Florida)

Today, my best friend who I've known since high school is getting married. I'm supposed to give a toast during the reception about how great the bride and groom are. I've been sleeping with the groom for the past 7 months. FML

#12294723
62 comments

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On 08/03/2010 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Emily (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell down a flight of stairs, got into a fight with my flatmate, and ruined my friend's outfit after drinking too much. I'm expecting I'll need to find a new place to live tomorrow. FML

#9021553
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4243) - you deserved it (24256)

On 03/12/2010 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Swansea)

Today, I came back to my room and sat down at my desk to find pile short, curly hairs on it. Neither me or my roommate have curly hair, and it isn't mine. I think he trimmed his pubes over my desk and forgot to clean it up. FML

#9171257
61 comments

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On 03/17/2010 at 9:55pm - intimacy - by pubes (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML

#14086848
62 comments

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On 12/04/2010 at 7:08pm - money - by unemployable (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while walking past a homeless man, I heard him comment on the woman in front of me saying, "I should come to this side of town more often, there's some hotties here." Then he saw me and said, "Wait, no, I think I'll stay on the other side of town." FML

#14124192
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22038) - you deserved it (3232)

On 12/07/2010 at 8:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my deranged co-worker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was his funeral. FML

#9083154
53 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 8:20pm - misc - by thanatophobia - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out the "small termite problem" the inspector told me about wasn't so small when a box from the attic fell through the floor and hit me in the head. FML

#12697631
62 comments

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On 08/23/2010 at 5:03am - health - by concusion - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

#13307467
62 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by krt - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML

#10913904
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21420) - you deserved it (3756)

On 06/01/2010 at 10:34pm - misc - by chiclet - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was playing with my four month old daughter, flying her in the air like an airplane. I open my mouth saying 'Weeee', and she vomited on my face. FML

#13734047
62 comments

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On 11/06/2010 at 1:18am - kids - by Username - France

Today, my boss walked in and said something I didn't quite hear, but my co-worker chuckled so to be polite, I laughed with him. They gave me some weird looks. My boss was actually talking about his wife's tumor and my co-worker was coughing. FML

#14471297
60 comments

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On 01/05/2011 at 2:41am - work - by sucks (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML

#14225014
49 comments

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On 12/16/2010 at 3:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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