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Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML

#21209168
71 comments

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On 07/14/2014 at 7:04pm - work - by AFH2O - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to my dog jumping on my bed and licking me all over. It would've been fine, if I hadn't woken the first time a few minutes earlier to the sight of him going to town on his balls. FML

#21210701
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On 07/16/2014 at 11:44am - animals - by ballbreath (woman) - United States (California)

Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML

#21216504
69 comments

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On 07/21/2014 at 5:15pm - work - by notpayedenoughforthisshit (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my car got towed. My money is in my car and they won't let me open my car to get money until my car is "released". FML

#21238660
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On 08/16/2014 at 12:30am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, as a last resort for my back problems, I tried acupuncture. After the needles were placed and the doctor had left, I couldn't move for 30 minutes. I had a panic attack. FML

#21232393
68 comments

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On 08/08/2014 at 8:26am - health - by screwed - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML

#21238688
71 comments

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On 08/16/2014 at 1:09am - misc - by bad birthdays - United States (California)

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

#80
64 comments

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On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)

Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML

#234
58 comments

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On 11/06/2008 at 8:39am - health - by little tooth - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML

#336
65 comments

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On 11/18/2008 at 10:44pm - kids - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

#374
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On 11/23/2008 at 3:22am - misc - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML

#548
63 comments

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On 12/18/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Olive - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

#1196
60 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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