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Today, my mom confessed that she has to make up compliments to give to prove me wrong when I said she can never say positive things about me. FML

#16053231
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I agree, your life sucks (22340) - you deserved it (2967)

On 05/05/2011 at 2:13am - misc - by wow -

Today, I fell asleep as my family drove to church. No one bothered to say anything about the drawings my siblings drew on my face until after church ended. FML

#16628523
67 comments

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On 06/12/2011 at 2:47pm - kids - by Brandy_Dandy78 - United States (Oregon)

Today, my dad's work phone went off, and I thought I should go tell him since he's on call. Turns out no matter how you do it, a 47 year old man at one in the morning will think you are a burglar trying to attack him. FML

#16479065
56 comments

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On 06/03/2011 at 2:25am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad used the stove to boil water. Unfortunately, he turned the wrong burner on, setting the smoke alarm off. What's worse was the smell of burning plastic that came from the coffeemaker being melted down. It's been over an hour, and my eyes still burn like hell when I walk into the kitchen. FML

#17980981
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On 10/14/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by cnkk07 - United States

Today, I went to hand in a job application, and the supervisor wanted to ask me a few questions. I was nervous so I kept touching the fabric on a nearby display table. Only after I left did my friend tell me it was a pantie display, and that I was fondling underwear. FML

#16369010
59 comments

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On 05/27/2011 at 4:45am - work - by colebear - United States

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

#16638777
61 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 1:39am - health - by ow (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

#17957151
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21774) - you deserved it (1956)

On 10/11/2011 at 12:52am - misc - by nodad - United States

Today, I finally managed to get through to the radio station that I always listen to. I handed the phone to my dad so he could win the prize for me, because I'm under 18. He hung up because he thought it was a prank call. FML

#18774683
61 comments

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On 01/11/2012 at 12:02pm - misc - by Andrew7847 - United States (Colorado)

Today, my grandmother refused to wear clothes. FML

#17633195
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28858) - you deserved it (2290)

On 09/01/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by bob - United States

Today, I was on an airplane, waiting to go to the bathroom. After a few minutes, the man behind me asked what I was waiting for, and checked the bathroom. It was empty, and there was a big line behind me. FML

#19601816
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7818) - you deserved it (24043)

On 05/10/2012 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

#18642505
69 comments

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On 12/29/2011 at 7:01am - health - by Girl-of-very-little-brain (woman) - Canada

Today, while working at the zoo, I noticed a boy throwing candy into the warthog's exhibit. The fastest way to get there was to go through the exhibit, and speak to the kid from inside. I must have said three words when a lollipop hit me in the eye. Then the warthog peed on me. FML

#18556039
59 comments

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On 12/19/2011 at 7:56pm - work - by jigglypuff100 (woman) - United States

Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in the bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML

#18491366
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24434) - you deserved it (3419)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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