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Today, I woke up with a fever and a migraine. I work at an audiology clinic and my day consists of being shouted at down the phone by practically deaf people. FML

#15735853
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I agree, your life sucks (27807) - you deserved it (2954)

On 04/11/2011 at 2:23am - work - by owmyhead (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

#16756639
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On 06/20/2011 at 1:21am - love - by Hello (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learned my girlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of my truck. FML

#16247260
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On 05/19/2011 at 12:27am - misc - by John -

Today, I got fired from my job at a small start-up company. Why? The CEO wanted to give a job to one of his former fraternity brothers who is out of work, and they couldn't afford to keep us both. FML

#16313288
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On 05/23/2011 at 2:12pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boss called me out for a drug test. His reason was because my eyes are puffy and bloodshot, making me look high. I've been suffering from allergies all week, but still had to pee in a cup in front of a complete stranger. FML

#19225170
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On 03/06/2012 at 12:37am - work - by dragynfyre - United States (California)

Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML

#18457240
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On 12/07/2011 at 11:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my grandmother's excuse for not going to my college graduation was because she'd already bought her bingo card. FML

#16514185
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28696) - you deserved it (2381)

On 06/05/2011 at 2:15pm - misc - by xXEndlesslullabyXx - United States (New York)

Today, I think my dad has finally lost his shit and is having a mid-life crisis. He showed up at my school and had me brought to the front desk. He told me to get in the car because we were going to have some "father-daughter bonding". This meant us watching Silent Hill with his work buddies. FML

#18095179
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On 10/28/2011 at 7:50am - misc - by -__- - Australia (Queensland)

Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML

#15898424
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On 04/23/2011 at 2:33pm - misc - by wet (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML

#18765648
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23837) - you deserved it (3438)

On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - misc - by NJ <3 - United States

Today, I walked into work looking like I had peed myself, all because my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to slam on the brakes while I was drinking hot coffee. FML

#16371411
73 comments

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On 05/27/2011 at 11:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't know where it was. I'd been following her for at least an hour when she pulled into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no idea where I am. FML

#18225132
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On 11/12/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by friedchicken - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML

#19138758
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I agree, your life sucks (9062) - you deserved it (23679)

On 02/22/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by nevergettingajob (man) - Canada



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