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Today, my parents decided to get with the times. So far, they've made me get Snapchat and Instagram accounts, and made me add them on Facebook. They keep acting like annoying teenagers, and get mad at me when I don't play along. For the love of god, somebody save me. FML

#21134960
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On 05/09/2014 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anais Strongrump III Jr. (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my computer crashed and lost all of its data while I was making a back up. FML

#21134602
70 comments

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On 05/09/2014 at 1:35am - misc - by mlowy - Azerbaijan (Baki)

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

#21175491
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On 06/15/2014 at 2:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

#21155744
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On 05/29/2014 at 10:14am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I woke up to my dog jumping on my bed and licking me all over. It would've been fine, if I hadn't woken the first time a few minutes earlier to the sight of him going to town on his balls. FML

#21210701
66 comments

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On 07/16/2014 at 11:44am - animals - by ballbreath (woman) - United States (California)

Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML

#21216504
69 comments

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On 07/21/2014 at 5:15pm - work - by notpayedenoughforthisshit (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
62 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

#80
64 comments

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On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)

Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML

#234
58 comments

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On 11/06/2008 at 8:39am - health - by little tooth - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML

#336
65 comments

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On 11/18/2008 at 10:44pm - kids - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

#374
58 comments

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On 11/23/2008 at 3:22am - misc - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

#1196
60 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

#1399
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On 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)



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