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Today, I finally got a job interview, and I thought it went amazing. They were supposed to call me today or tomorrow with the news. Today is also the day that my phone company decided to cut my phone off. FML

#10648270
67 comments

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On 05/20/2010 at 12:58pm - work - by goodtiming (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I called my dad at his new wife's house to inform him I was all set to graduate from community college with my associates degree and that we needed to sit down and plan how to pay for the 4 year degree. To which he replied "all a girl needs is an associates degree". Thanks dad. FML

#9182520
71 comments

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On 03/18/2010 at 8:20am - money - by Anna (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML

#13836763
68 comments

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On 11/14/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML

#11602306
57 comments

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On 07/02/2010 at 12:21am - work - by lmao4eva93 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while at work, I got fired because I was 'hitting' on my boss's wife who also works in the same company. Since when does 'asking for paper clips' mean 'hitting on'? FML

#13971755
61 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 5:25am - work - by Peter -

Today, my co-worker insisted there must be an underlying, romantic reason for why I spend so much time teaching him everything, and that I didn't mean it when I told him that's what I'm paid to do. I'm actually supposed to train this guy for three weeks. Two more weeks to go. FML

#13547625
37 comments

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On 10/22/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML

#14160788
68 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 12:10am - work - by Anonymous - Indonesia

Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I had the pleasure of meeting my girlfriend's mother for the very first time. She walked in on me in the bathroom; I'd completely lost focus and fallen asleep while taking a shit. FML

#14326550
53 comments

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On 12/24/2010 at 6:49pm - love - by Username - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I made exactly 400 flashcards of my vocab that I had to memorize. It took me over 3 hours to make them and hours to remember them. Proud of myself, I showed them to my friends. Then my friends notified me I had memorized the wrong section. FML

#13199866
61 comments

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On 09/25/2010 at 8:15pm - misc - by educatttiiioonnn (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

#12296096
58 comments

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On 08/03/2010 at 9:19pm - misc - by bitch (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after staying in bed all day for a week from sickness, I get up to tell my mom I have terrible back pain and feel extremely dizzy. After curling up on the chair next to her, not being able to keep my head up for too long, she simply stares at me and says, "Can I finish my dinner now?" FML

#13720258
64 comments

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On 11/04/2010 at 10:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my marriage counselor told me I have the communication skills of a Lou Gehrig's patient. FML

#13691597
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8658) - you deserved it (13973)

On 11/02/2010 at 7:34pm - misc - by djangle (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I'm having a nice evening out on the town. After my complimentary round of drinks for my birthday, my friend walks in with a big pink gift-box. It was an inflatable... erm... 'friend.' Which then got unwrapped in front of several of my other friends. And several members of my family. FML

#10396972
63 comments

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On 05/07/2010 at 4:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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