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Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep naked. FML

#7377706
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On 01/16/2010 at 12:51pm - misc - by be_so_slick_56 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my crush of over a year came over for me to take her on our first date. Today was also the day my drunk parents decided to dance the chicken dance in our front yard, naked. FML

#7278276
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On 01/11/2010 at 1:12pm - love - by JK2010 (man) - Israel (Hefa)

Today, my boss made me play golf with some executives of a company we're hoping to secure a business deal with, despite me having no golf training. My first swing ended up with me being rushed to the hospital. FML

#20891836
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On 09/22/2013 at 5:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML

#8791627
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On 03/03/2010 at 1:10am - misc - by JoshuaRob - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

#13802701
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On 11/11/2010 at 12:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I let my dog outside so he could pee. After an hour, I let him back in. He just wanted to come inside to pee on the floor. FML

#10629678
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On 05/19/2010 at 4:43pm - animals - by Rich - United States (New York)

Today, I went to my long-distance boyfriend's party. His best friend was talking to me and trying to make conversation, he asked, "So, are you two official?" I responded with a definite yes, but was cut off mid-word by my boyfriend, who quickly said, "No, not really." Sorry, I wasn't aware, darling. FML

#14329379
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On 12/24/2010 at 11:59pm - love - by xrebeccalou (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend of two years called me on Skype while he was taking a crap. Think it's a sign that maybe we've been dating for too long. FML

#14091257
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On 12/05/2010 at 1:35am - love - by fail (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I didn't have my key, so my sister told me to call her to let me in. I called, no answer. I waited for 15 minutes and then called my dad complaining about her, still being outside. She popped her out the window and yelled, "Don't talk about me, bitch!" and wouldn't open the door. FML

#13374528
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On 10/09/2010 at 2:36am - misc - by sister_woes (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, after studying all night for an exam, I ran out to catch the bus. On my way to the bus, my hair got caught in a branch for some minutes. Thinking I'd missed the bus but thankfully didn't, I went on. A few minutes later I remembered that my exam had been postponed for 3 hours today. FML

#14133730
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On 12/08/2010 at 6:09pm - misc - by gudmarjoh (woman) - Iceland

Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML

#13836763
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On 11/14/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

#11811158
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On 07/11/2010 at 2:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML

#13550544
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On 10/22/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (More og Romsdal)



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