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Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML

#11430477
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32299) - you deserved it (4334)

On 06/24/2010 at 4:02pm - work - by kbartlett86 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

#13269256
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28690) - you deserved it (4130)

On 09/30/2010 at 9:55pm - love - by dontask (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my little brother found the singing Santa Claus from last year, and it still works. I'm now going to be hearing nothing but "We WISH you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!" for the next 20 days. FML

#14109334
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21647) - you deserved it (4227)

On 12/06/2010 at 5:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I took a nap on the couch in the family room. My brother thought it would be hilarious to take clear packaging tape and put it on my chapped lips. Then rip it off. FML

#14442409
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26808) - you deserved it (2611)

On 01/02/2011 at 7:36pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML

#13496771
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29656) - you deserved it (3088)

On 10/18/2010 at 8:23am - love - by sugar - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend of eleven months broke up with me, but adamantly insisted I didn't move out of our apartment, because he can't pay the rent alone. FML

#14093587
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27327) - you deserved it (3421)

On 12/05/2010 at 7:48am - love - by Jaded618 - United States

Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML

#9004335
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22903) - you deserved it (2028)

On 03/11/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by dreadedmafia86 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad forgot me at cross country practice. When he got there two hours late, instead of apologizing, he said, "Hey, that's only the third time I've forgotten you at practice. You should be congratulating me." FML

#16927788
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28969) - you deserved it (2590)

On 06/30/2011 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the sprinklers in the hotel room came on and stayed on. There was no fire. My family is currently living in the hotel, so everything we own is soaked. FML

#12410355
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28624) - you deserved it (2669)

On 08/09/2010 at 12:08pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

#15333095
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8172) - you deserved it (51004)

On 03/16/2011 at 2:54am - misc - by dumbluck - United States

Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML

#13458885
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10400) - you deserved it (29728)

On 10/15/2010 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Nepal

Today, I finally quit my job after talking with a friend about making our own design/multimedia company. While I was on my way to his house, he called me and told me not to quit because he got an awesome job offer and couldn't refuse. FML

#13157564
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25877) - you deserved it (7202)

On 09/22/2010 at 3:22pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, I returned a friends jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

#13388494
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24907) - you deserved it (7118)

On 10/10/2010 at 2:54am - misc - by ewwy - United States (Tennessee)



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