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Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML

#21023884
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I agree, your life sucks (40767) - you deserved it (4638)

On 01/10/2014 at 8:20pm - work - by lk mm, n vwls (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had to calm my rather gullible boyfriend down and reassure him that the email he got, telling him that he has AIDS, was just a scam. FML

#21098742
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On 03/28/2014 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was feeling horny, so I told my boyfriend, who lives 30 minutes away, that "I really needed him". He replied, "Did you fall in the toilet again?" FML

#21107872
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On 04/08/2014 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by that girl (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML

#21094549
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On 03/23/2014 at 7:02pm - misc - by butterbody - United Kingdom

Today, I was babysitting my 4-month-old niece at the park, when a woman came up to me and said, "Don't worry, dear. You'll get your figure back soon." FML

#21098912
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On 03/28/2014 at 10:07pm - misc - by notamum (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

#21120721
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On 04/23/2014 at 10:54am - misc - by killmenow (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, after getting home from finals and finishing the semester, I had a very heartfelt reunion with my dog during which he licked me all over the face. About an hour later, my dad told me, "By the way, don't let him lick you, he has hookworms." FML

#21126684
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On 04/29/2014 at 10:07pm - animals - by Anon (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML

#21165275
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On 06/06/2014 at 7:09pm - health - by wo-ow (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML

#21187386
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On 06/25/2014 at 12:29am - misc - by pierced. - United States (Nevada)

Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML

#21202583
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On 07/08/2014 at 4:40am - misc - by crippled (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a year and a half ended it. Why? He found another girl. "She's just like you." FML

#21213656
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On 07/19/2014 at 12:43am - love - by anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was taking an order for a patron at the casino. The policy is to "pay first." After explaining this to him, he still refused to pay. After years of being polite, I finally cracked and said, "You are making this really f-ing difficult". This particular patron was our CEO's son. FML

#21228632
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On 08/03/2014 at 6:02pm - work - by really though? - United States (Delaware)

Today, my husband told his parents that he was quitting his job so that he could focus on school. They asked him what he was going to do for money. When I told them that I'd be the one working, they took one look at me and burst into laughter. FML

#21230924
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On 08/06/2014 at 12:57pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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