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Today, while trying to get my phone to charge, I shoved in the cable harder and harder and tried to wobble it so my phone would charge. After snapping the USB input from the force, I saw the plug was switched off. FML

#18106914
61 comments

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On 10/29/2011 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Poole)

Today, I got stuck driving behind a rather large motorcyclist on a one way road for 30 miles. For those 30 miles, I had a full view of his back fat rolls and butt crack. FML

#18466137
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22808) - you deserved it (3417)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by O__o (woman) - United States

Today, my mom told me that she rather wait for the city bus all day, than allow me to give her a ride. FML

#20052248
69 comments

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On 09/01/2012 at 9:58am - misc - by Chucho - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a date with a woman. She brought her dog along. Every time when I touched her, the jealous male dog began to bark and tried to bite me. FML

#19253707
62 comments

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On 03/10/2012 at 8:41pm - misc - by Jimii Liu (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML

#19873141
72 comments

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On 06/30/2012 at 9:00pm - misc - by pissed off -

Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML

#19187266
74 comments

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On 02/29/2012 at 2:47am - work - by wallets - United States

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML

#19105006
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26979) - you deserved it (2250)

On 02/18/2012 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yearbooks were distributed. I'd searched carefully for photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the bird. FML

#19642956
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17949) - you deserved it (4299)

On 05/18/2012 at 5:50pm - misc - by ooh cat - United States (California)

Today, while at my cosmetics job, an elderly lady came up to me asking for a product. I told her we had a smaller size and a larger size for a better deal. She told me she wanted the smaller size because she'd "probably be dead" before she finished that one. I laughed. She was serious. FML

#19764407
71 comments

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On 06/10/2012 at 4:47am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my dad found a couple of coins on the floor next to my desk, and gave me a lecture about how money doesn't grow on trees and how irresponsible I am when it comes to money. They were Chuck E. Cheese tokens. FML

#19585247
81 comments

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On 05/07/2012 at 12:12am - money - by rofindie (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got into a fight with my girlfriend. After yelling and arguing my point, my cat got up and jumped up next to her on the bed. He sat down, and they both glared at me until I left. FML

#20189474
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21810) - you deserved it (3875)

On 12/03/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I am exhausted and can barely move after being up all night taking care of my drunk and vomiting husband. He, on the other hand, feels much better and is bounding with energy. FML

#19800781
80 comments

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On 06/17/2012 at 8:34am - health - by Shenza - United States (New York)

Today, I got so drunk that I decided it was a good idea to get naked and jump on a trampoline in the back of a neighbour’s garden. Said neighbour is a police officer. FML

#20438400
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9128) - you deserved it (41464)

On 01/02/2013 at 10:01am - misc - by AmberHavoc - United Kingdom



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