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Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML

#17786304
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On 09/20/2011 at 4:08am - misc - by ugly? - United States

Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML

#18057412
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On 10/23/2011 at 7:58pm - misc - by TitMunch - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was working on the computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eye patch in a couple of days. FML

#18549843
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On 12/19/2011 at 12:03am - health - by suhleedah18 - United States

Today, I received my new car-seat covers. I wrote my car off yesterday. FML

#19032748
71 comments

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On 02/09/2012 at 6:29am - money - by thatgirl34 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I applied for a dental insurance that claims "you cannot be denied". I was denied. FML

#16464062
64 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 3:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I stopped to help a stranded motorist. I yelled out my window, "Hey do you need a hand?" The guy was just standing beside his car taking a piss. FML

#16355450
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On 05/26/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by Emoney1 - Canada

Today, I was working on my new house and I was taking out a large cactus. While picking up the pieces to throw away, I noticed a spider on my forearm. Without thinking, I swiped at the spider with a piece of the cactus. I missed the spider, not my forearm. FML

#17467525
65 comments

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On 08/14/2011 at 4:17am - animals - by romea244 - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, I hosted a "Night Out Against Crime" party at our local park. Only three people came, they robbed our fundraiser booth. FML

#18839775
73 comments

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On 01/17/2012 at 10:31pm - money - by no money anymore - United States

Today, my fiancé's mother tried to arrange a marriage for him to a nice Indian girl, again. We've been engaged for a year, and the wedding is in a month. FML

#19460687
66 comments

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On 04/13/2012 at 10:12am - love - by Beth (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

#17755908
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On 09/16/2011 at 1:40am - animals - by izu - United States

Today, after a long bike-ride home, I thought my roommate was being a douche and holding the door shut to our apartment. After about ten minutes of shoulder-slamming and name calling, I discovered that I just wasn't turning the key all the way, which I found out when my roomie came home. FML

#17909794
70 comments

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On 10/05/2011 at 4:59am - misc - by nooooooooob - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

#18269786
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On 11/17/2011 at 12:43am - misc - by tramplily - United States

Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast... I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML

#19645294
56 comments

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On 05/19/2012 at 4:03am - work - by themcdave - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)



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