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Today, a customer broke my nose for refusing to give him a discount because the product he was buying had a fine layer of dust on the box. FML

#20736654
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On 06/20/2013 at 2:32am - work - by Whytetrash - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out why my girlfriend has lost interest in our relationship. She's found out she likes drinking. A lot. FML

#20783573
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On 07/15/2013 at 2:15am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, at work, I politely asked a patron to be quieter; I was hit in the face. I work in a library. FML

#20750109
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On 06/27/2013 at 11:02am - work - by rubgy_lover - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend's dad pulled out the chocolate flavoured condom that went missing under the couch. FML

#20819772
81 comments

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On 08/04/2013 at 1:36am - intimacy - by Anon - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had to break up a fist fight between two female residents. I work in a retirement home. FML

#20791178
68 comments

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On 07/18/2013 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I came into the kitchen to see how dinner was coming along. My mother was milling the meat around the skillet with the cat's poop scooper as a spatula. FML

#20856980
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On 08/27/2013 at 8:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was at Basic Training for the Army when I got a package in the mail from my friends back home. You are required to open your packages in front of your drill sergeants and peers at Basic. When I opened it, it was a dildo. FML

#20818422
81 comments

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On 08/03/2013 at 9:01am - misc - by zackeryburch - United States (California)

Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML

#20833982
67 comments

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On 08/12/2013 at 4:04pm - misc - by idonteven - United States (California)

Today, my parents held a big family dinner at our house. Being the only underage person there, I had to sit there while everyone got progressively drunker and started commenting on how eerily similar I look to Shamu the whale. FML

#20821917
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On 08/05/2013 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I finally received the bicycle I ordered months ago. It was an expensive custom-made bike which perfectly fit my 6'9" frame. Today, that bike got stolen. FML

#20859064
75 comments

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On 08/29/2013 at 9:40am - misc - by tallguy (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, it's my wedding day. Almost a year ago I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed, but I worked my ass off to be able to walk down the aisle. After a lot of blood, sweat, and tears I made it to the big day... and woke up with food poisoning. FML

#20883990
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On 09/16/2013 at 5:11pm - health - by somethingblue - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my boyfriend. I got so nervous that a few minutes into it, I had to stop to take my inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML

#20909145
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On 10/06/2013 at 1:20am - intimacy - by inhaler -.- - United States (Alabama)

Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML

#20906200
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On 10/03/2013 at 5:40pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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