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Today, I found out how it feels when a refrigerator door unhinges and falls on your toes. FML

#18965724
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On 02/01/2012 at 12:06am - health - by kb - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

#17931151
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On 10/07/2011 at 10:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML

#19053682
69 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 1:02am - work - by That_guy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may be my boss. FML

#17384271
71 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 2:05am - work - by - Moved Across the Country (man) - United States (California)

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

#19637913
66 comments

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On 05/17/2012 at 5:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got denied a job. They told me I was unreliable because I didn't show up for my third interview. This is the same interview they called and cancelled this morning. FML

#19025988
71 comments

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On 02/08/2012 at 11:53am - work - by abrooks88 - United States

Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML

#19894625
73 comments

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On 07/05/2012 at 9:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, while on the bus, I took out my breath spray. The elderly lady beside me thought it was pepper spray. She panicked and started screaming, which culminated in the man near her punching me in the jaw. FML

#20037445
69 comments

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On 08/23/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to sing at karaoke. I sang a romantic love ballad to him. He dedicated Rick James' "Super Freak" to me. FML

#20091434
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On 09/27/2012 at 8:19pm - misc - by MB101 (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the store with my grandpa. When we were rung up, he started to pay for our myriad groceries in coins, and the guy behind us groaned. My grandpa said, "shut your mouth," and started ranting about how stupid people are to leave paper trails for "government spooks." FML

#20006151
72 comments

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On 08/06/2012 at 5:37pm - money - by for fucks sake gramps (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I bought a new car, and before I left, the dealer offered to help me set up the sync. I agreed, but I really wish I'd remembered that my Bluetooth name is TitsMcGee. FML

#20139648
68 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by embarassedmuch - United States

Today, I took my puppy for a walk around town. I had to stop and explain to several people that yes, his head was purple because my little sister wanted to make him look like a Na'vi from Avatar. FML

#20041954
65 comments

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On 08/26/2012 at 12:18am - misc - by AmyLeigh - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML

#20063395
69 comments

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On 09/08/2012 at 4:32pm - health - by balletteacher - United States



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