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Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to cover his share of the rent because he didn't work during the week, saying business has been slow. I checked and found out he called in sick four times. He wanted to stay home and watch online gaming matches. FML

#21312891
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On 12/06/2014 at 11:52pm - misc - by he wasn't even playing - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

#21378385
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On 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, as a volunteer tutor, I met up with a girl who needed help with calculus. When I introduced myself, she wrinkled up her face and said, "I'd hoped you'd be hotter." FML

#21344749
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On 01/26/2015 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying "Hey there." She quickly replied, assuring me that she's not cheating on me. Uh, okay. FML

#21325320
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On 12/27/2014 at 2:14pm - love - by is_that_right (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad rejected my birthday present to him because it was "Made in China." FML

#21329640
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On 01/02/2015 at 10:11pm - misc - by whatajerk (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I fell out of a window while trying to close it so no one would fall out. FML

#21366431
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On 03/02/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by meeeee! - United States (Delaware)

Today, my husband came home, drunk and with lipstick smeared on his face. When I confronted him about it, he just slurred, "Ah don't worry babe, it ain't mine." FML

#21343515
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On 01/24/2015 at 3:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I've managed to go my whole nine-year teaching career without anyone vomiting in my classroom. That record was broken today when someone vomited four successive times in front of a class of 46 students. It was me. FML

#21373013
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On 03/12/2015 at 6:23am - work - by musicteacher - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML

#21352091
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On 02/08/2015 at 1:28pm - misc - by sorry :/ - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I told my Dad I was an alcoholic and had decided to seek help. His reply, "Don't stop drinking, you are the life of the party, funny and beautiful when you drink." FML

#21371044
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On 03/09/2015 at 8:15am - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, it's been three days since I started working 12-hour night shifts. My neighbors have now decided to renovate their house. They're focusing on the rooms sharing my wall. FML

#21363273
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On 02/25/2015 at 11:53am - misc - by need sleep - United States (Maryland)

Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML

#21407296
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On 05/09/2015 at 2:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML

#21408368
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On 05/11/2015 at 12:40pm - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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