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Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML

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On 10/16/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Shooter71 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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On 10/03/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by krt - United States (Florida)

Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was "Clean your glasses." FML

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On 12/21/2010 at 12:25pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my art project, the one I've been working on for the last two weeks and the first piece I felt really comfortable about turning in, was stolen out of the art cupboard. FML

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On 03/11/2010 at 2:55pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I sent a text to a guy I'd met over the weekend. He'd traveled 40 miles to my town for the date, so I picked up the tab for dinner. My text simply said, "Had a nice time. Looking forward to getting together again." His reply was, "When did you get so needy?" FML

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58 comments

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On 11/19/2010 at 10:00am - love - by needfulthing - United States

Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML

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On 12/06/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by kenz - United States

Today, I discovered my parents took me to a specialist when I was a baby because they thought I had a facial deformity. It turns out I'm just ugly. FML

#13990251
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On 11/26/2010 at 7:23pm - misc - by bleh (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was told by my girlfriend that in the thralls of my drunken haze last night, I tried to French-kiss her mom. FML

#14590525
67 comments

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On 01/15/2011 at 3:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by way of making me an account on an online dating site. He then emailed me the account information and left. FML

#15308003
63 comments

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On 03/14/2011 at 1:22pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I spent my remaining cash on a doctor's visit, only to find out that at the age of 22, I'm getting major health problems brought on by stress. I came home to relax, only to find out my roommate can't pay his rent, and needs me to cover for him so we don't get evicted. FML

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On 02/23/2011 at 1:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I told my boss I was too sick to come to work. He asked if I had a late night so I told him I stayed in. Apparently I ran into him at a bar last night and was too drunk to remember it. FML

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On 04/05/2011 at 3:30am - work - by randa -

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML

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On 01/28/2011 at 12:23pm - intimacy - by bittenbyadonkey (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I bought something special at Victoria's Secret, then sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for 2 hours to get to my boyfriend's house. When I got there, he broke up with me. We're 37 years old and he actually gave me the "it's not you, it's me" speech. FML

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On 01/20/2011 at 12:04am - love - by singleladynow (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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