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Today, I went out to start my car to go to work. When it wouldn't start, I popped the hood to see what was wrong. Some kind individual took advantage of the fact that my window doesn't roll up, and stole my battery. FML
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On 10/16/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by rugernut13 (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I realized that when the pest control man said that we may see a few more bugs in the next few days, what he meant was "your kitchen will be covered in them." It's the day before Thanksgiving and I have several people invited over for the Holiday. FML
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On 11/25/2009 at 3:24am - misc - by buggedout (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I discovered that just because I get unwanted erections on an hourly basis throughout the day, it doesn't mean that I can get required erections in the night. FML
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On 10/30/2009 at 12:17am - intimacy - by frustrated (man) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I held a container while a patient tried to throw up in it. She missed. FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 2:14am - work - by FML (man) - United States (Utah)
Today, I walked into a liquor store and thought about inquiring for a job application. After seeing the cashier, I thought about inquiring if she was single. After accidentally breaking three bottles of liquor, I didn't do either. I left the store, still single and unemployed. FML
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On 11/26/2009 at 11:23am - misc - by Cup_of___ - United States (Virginia)
Today, I had my six month employee review. My manager said that my attendance was good, and I was exceeding my targets performance wise. My reward, a five cent per hour pay cut. Apparently the rate at which I started is too high to meet their current pay scale. FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 6:42am - work - by Talvesh (man) - United States
Today, I learned that my building never received my rent check. Now not only do I have to pay a $40 late fee, but also a $40 fee to stop the payment of the check that went god knows where. FML
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On 12/15/2009 at 1:18pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I awoke at 5am to the smell of smoke and the sound of sirens. It seems the whole Santa Monica Fire Department had made it outside our apartment complex. We had to wake up every single person on our floor. What for? An old lady burned a muffin. FML
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On 12/23/2009 at 10:21pm - misc - by Muffinhater (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 3:43am - misc - by Icy (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, around 2:00 a.m. I had just sat down on my couch when I noticed one of my cats poking at what appeared to be a toy. I attempted to pick it up to play with the cat when it started to move like a mouse. I squealed like a girl and woke up my wife upstairs. I'm a 26-year-old man. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 2:45am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I've been unemployed for a year. For the last six months I had been trying for a good paying job at a great company, who kept saying they would hire me when the economy improves. Three weeks ago I gave up and moved 2 hours away. Guess who just called to finally offer me a job. FML
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On 01/25/2010 at 7:41pm - work - by ironorr (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got a reply to my Valentine's Day card that I sent to my girlfriend. I'll get the address right next time because her neighbor is really creeping me out now. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 3:25am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite rock songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML
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On 09/30/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by PhilDavisDied? - Sent from mobile version
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