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Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15 minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML

#7364285
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On 01/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Bali_Boil (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after spending a few minutes de-icing my car and leaving the heat on so it would warm up, I slipped as I was entering the car and hit my head on the door, causing it to close and lock. I'm waiting for my mom who has a spare key to come and unlock it. Class started ten minutes ago. FML

#7613862
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On 01/27/2010 at 3:03pm - misc - by katie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML

#7423840
78 comments

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On 01/18/2010 at 7:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I found out where my favorite shirt has been for the last six months. My ex-fiancé's new girlfriend is wearing it. FML

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

#13802701
78 comments

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On 11/11/2010 at 12:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after a 9 hour train journey through the Polish mountains, I mistook a small black and white cat for a penguin. FML

#7753141
77 comments

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On 01/31/2010 at 7:21pm - animals - by saintmichi (woman) - Poland (Malopolskie)

Today, I was at a pet store cuddling an apparently overaggressive chinchilla when it decided to bite me and run out of my hands. It is now nowhere to be found and I have to pay for it. FML

#13886609
71 comments

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On 11/18/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by alltimelove -

Today, I went in to work and was handed a write-up for having lied about being sick in order to leave early yesterday. Apparently, a co-worker saw me leave the parking lot, then immediately pull into the shopping center next door. I was going to Walgreens for cold medicine. FML

#7662732
75 comments

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On 01/29/2010 at 12:10am - health - by sixxie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up early and went to the dermatologist's, only to have them tell me that the skin condition I have that causes big, white spots to appear is chronic and I can do nothing about it. But they did give me cream for a different skin condition they found. FML

#13953523
73 comments

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On 11/23/2010 at 8:40pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I found out my broker invested my $6000 in the wrong stock. How did I find out? He called me to let me know the stock crashed. FML

#8132919
77 comments

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On 02/11/2010 at 3:13pm - money - by extants - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my family had a secret meeting on my "puberty issues." I'm 21. FML

#13847372
76 comments

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On 11/14/2010 at 11:26pm - intimacy - by vansboy -

Today, in my journalism class, after trying hard to find some actual news to comment, we ended up talking about gay porn and fashion designers. FML

#13863869
79 comments

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On 11/16/2010 at 10:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Romania (Cluj)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

#13205428
66 comments

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On 09/26/2010 at 3:20am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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