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Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML

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On 09/17/2013 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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On 09/06/2013 at 3:01am - work - by lifesucks0925 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at a family party, my uncles were complimenting my mom on her pies. I cooked them. She took all the credit. FML

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On 09/16/2013 at 5:03pm - misc - by zachadams - United States (New York)

Today, I found my brother wearing nothing but underwear. That would have been okay if it weren't my lingerie. FML

Today, I went on a blind date. He showed up in a shirt that read, "I f*ck on first dates". FML

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On 09/19/2013 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by ughreally (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, one of my regular customers asked when we were getting married. I told him as much as I would love that, I didn't think my boyfriend would be very happy. He called me a "stuck up b*tch" and informed me he only comes to my line because he can always see through my shirt. He is 72. And married. FML

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On 09/23/2013 at 2:27am - work - by peejay6831 (woman) - United States

Today, and for the fifth week in a row, my dad has been moping around and acting pissy about everything because his psycho girlfriend won't talk to him. He now claims his life is over. I'm being raised by a teenage girl. FML

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

#20942129
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On 11/02/2013 at 1:06am - love - by lucy_g (woman) - United States

Today, I had to buy a new boxcutter for work after our old one broke. It came in a box, the type which policy requires a boxcutter to open. FML

#20922948
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On 10/16/2013 at 5:42pm - misc - by Awahso - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom. It was conveniently placed at eye level, you know, for freshness. FML

#20921961
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On 10/15/2013 at 8:38pm - health - by erockinthesuburb (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I opened up to my parents about my depression. Their response was to have a very heated discussion about whose fault it was. FML

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On 10/22/2013 at 12:44am - health - by Anonymous - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML

#20928358
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On 10/20/2013 at 11:51pm - kids - by momaaa1342 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a new chair at work. After spending 3 hours putting it together, I was called into my boss's office and let go. FML

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On 12/03/2013 at 11:05pm - work - by helpme - United States (Massachusetts)



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