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Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML

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On 05/23/2013 at 1:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawned from my grandpa's garage. FML

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On 05/24/2013 at 3:06am - misc - by redneckfamily - United States (Washington)

Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML

#20835323
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On 08/13/2013 at 12:10pm - misc - by cookiemonster (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, after spending months learning Chinese, selling my house and everything I own for my big transfer to Hong Kong, my boss decided I should instead go to our other branch across town. FML

#20761984
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On 07/03/2013 at 5:01pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML

#20771326
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On 07/08/2013 at 10:02pm - misc - by the hated - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my coworkers glued pairs of different sized googly eyes all over my office equipment, seconds before an important client arrived. FML

#20788188
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On 07/17/2013 at 10:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML

#20789918
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On 07/18/2013 at 3:41am - misc - by booger (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

#20830800
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On 08/10/2013 at 2:41pm - work - by his word vs mine = me suspended (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

Today, I forgot to shut off some pumps before closing the main valves that run to them. Several sirens soon started blaring at a deafening level. I'm new here and nobody else is around. I don't know how to shut the sirens off. FML

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On 08/19/2013 at 12:00pm - work - by oops (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I learned that when a heavily-pregnant friend asks about my progress with the baby socks I promised to knit, it's rather unwise to tell her, "Not to worry, we're set even if it comes out with a few feet too many." She's still crying. FML

#20850650
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On 08/23/2013 at 10:12am - misc - by Demotivation (woman) - Germany

Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML

#20885056
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On 09/17/2013 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

#20869873
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On 09/06/2013 at 3:01am - work - by lifesucks0925 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at a family party, my uncles were complimenting my mom on her pies. I cooked them. She took all the credit. FML

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On 09/16/2013 at 5:03pm - misc - by zachadams - United States (New York)



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