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Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first time. And promptly fell in their pond. FML

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On 08/26/2011 at 6:41am - love - by the girlfriend (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to use hand sanitizer to mask the smell of my armpits at work. Not only did it intensify the stench, my boss thinks I have a drinking problem, because I vaguely smelled of alcohol. I was too embarrassed to explain. FML

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On 09/08/2012 at 1:26pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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On 10/31/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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On 05/23/2012 at 11:52am - misc - by alexo - United States

Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML

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On 02/18/2012 at 9:20am - health - by AnastasiyaNicholas - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friend and I got into such a heated debate the police had to be called. The debate was about Whitney Houston. FML

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On 02/20/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by OhMyWhitney - United States (Illinois)

Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML

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On 02/15/2012 at 6:09am - animals - by workaholic (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to work late. I missed the last bus so I called a cab. That was 3 hours ago. I called my dad for a ride. That was 2 hours ago. I guess I'm sleeping under my desk tonight. FML

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On 01/27/2012 at 12:35am - work - by Wendizzle (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML

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On 02/11/2012 at 2:03am - money - by jam - Australia

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML

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On 03/08/2012 at 4:48pm - love - by gabbykinz13 - United States

Today, I had to call the Australian Passport office to track my passport. Turns out they lost it in the mail. A week ago, I got my dream job as a flight attendant. Without a passport they won't accept me. I lost my dream job before I even started it. FML

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On 04/04/2012 at 3:51am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was at work, reading some funny stories on my phone. Just as one of my co-workers decided to share that his father had passed away recently, I burst into uncontrollable, teary-eyed laughter at a story. They don't believe my explanation, and have branded me the office asshole. FML

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On 06/05/2012 at 2:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, I called my mum, crying because of my low self-esteem. She interrupted my sobs by saying, "Can I hang up now? The phone's getting hot." FML

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On 05/03/2012 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia



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