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Today, on a thirty minute commute to a job interview, I felt the urge to pee. When I got there, I politely asked the receptionist where the toilets were, and she told me to wait for someone to come show me. After another thirty minutes, someone turned up; the HR manager. FML
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On 12/17/2008 at 11:43pm - work - by No name - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my first (and only true) date ended with the girl saying "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian". FML
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On 12/30/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was trapped for 40 minutes in LA traffic after a car overturned and all 5 lanes of the 101 S freeway were closed. When the traffic finally began to move my car wouldn't start since I'd left the headlights on too long and was listening to the radio! And I was in the middle lane of the freeway. FML
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On 01/10/2009 at 10:58pm - work - by bubba gump - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)
Today, I tried buying a video game that was rated "M - for mature". The Cashier told me "you have to be 17 to buy this game". I didn't have any ID on me. I'm 25. FML
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On 01/18/2009 at 5:24am - misc - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
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On 01/21/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Farva - United States (Michigan)
Today, I got fired from a great baby sitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 11:49pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my mother was vaccuming the stairs. Trying to be polite, I climbed over the banister to the floor above, so I wouldn't interrupt her. She looked at me odd and said, "I'm surprised that held your weight." The banister is maple and steel. FML
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On 03/27/2009 at 11:15pm - misc - by Anonymity (man) - Canada
Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was an accident. FML
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On 04/08/2009 at 10:35pm - misc - by lyssanthamum - United States (New York)
Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 9:40am - love - by JLoRd - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I realized that the dog humping my leg was the most action I've gotten in months. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 10:57am - intimacy - by a-non (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecologist exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by Escape! (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I discovered a drawer in my house of chocolates, cookies, and baked goods. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer except me. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 10:24am - health - by Tori (woman) - United States (New York)
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