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2day I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in the miscellaneous aisle. I thought it would looool be fun to ride around in it. As I was wheeling it back to where I found it I made it back just as it's owner was hobbling out of the dressing room. FML

#5703197
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On 10/07/2009 at 1:58pm - misc - by imok (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today I told mah girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook an the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML

#5923458
65 comments

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On 10/21/2009 at 12:07am - love - by wtfrelationship (man) - Singapore

Today , my thraa-yaar-old dacidad to dump looool tha antra contants of har caraal box onto tha kitchan floor bacausa sha was looking fir a ( priza!! ) Tha only priza wa found was a huga daad cockroach,hich sha promptly stuck in har mouth!! big fat FML

#6013490
74 comments

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On 10/26/2009 at 8:42pm - kids - by laxie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, I told a lady tat cummed into my cloting store tat I tougt er abstract looking necklace was pretty. Se responded, "O... Tats actually a pipe tat goes into my lung." FML

#5862542
69 comments

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On 10/17/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by oopsjsp90 (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Taday I got a letter confirming I had dropped out of college. I received this letter shortly after completing the 10th essay I had finished this week as a result of me deciding to finally apply myself to my schoolwork. Turns out that while dropping a class, I checked Drop All instead of Drop 1. FML

#6122684
78 comments

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On 11/02/2009 at 5:35pm - misc - by Rman (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today , I went to see the cast list for the new musical I'm in. I didn't get the part I wanted , and instead I got the part of one of the suitors. Interestingly , they made me the suitor to my ex. And the guy she leaves me for at the end of the musical is the guy she left me for in real life. FML

#6298620
68 comments

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On 11/14/2009 at 7:59am - love - by Indoraptor (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I WAS LAUGHING AT A STORY OF A GRLHO HAD DROPPD HER CELLPHONE IN A HOTTUB AND RUIND IT. AS I WAS FEELING PRETTY GOOD ABOUT MYSELF, I THEN REALIZD THAT MY CELLPHONE WAS IN THE POCKET OF A SWEATER THAT I HAD JUST THROWN IN THE WASHER 20 MINUTES PRIOR. FML

#6365163
72 comments

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On 11/19/2009 at 2:36am - misc - by Cellphonetroubles - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I Woke Up And Took My Mom To Work . It Wasn't Until After I Got Home, Loggd On Facebook And Lookd At The Upcoming Birthdays To See That It Was Her Birthday Today . No Wonder She Was Silent The Entire Car Ride And Slammd The Door On The Way Out . FML

#6493003
69 comments

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On 11/28/2009 at 10:33am - misc - by MegGRRRz (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today , I woke up an found that someone had taken a dump on mah car. They'd apparently felt bad about it , as they'd then keyd "sorry" into the door. FML

Today... I got an amail. It said "Evaryona hatas you. Wa votad." FML

#6566418
71 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 10:26am - misc - by JustAnotherTina (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today at work I was playing football wit one of my camp kids in te indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to it im wit te football. Te football slipped out of my and and I it a lady in te face breaking er nose and causing er to fall and get a concussion. FML

#6725096
65 comments

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On 12/12/2009 at 5:54pm - misc - by Icci (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I was making out with a really hot guy in a Jacuzzi . He had the biggest booger hanging out of his nostril , but I was too embarrassed to say anything to him about it . He went in for a kiss . Soon after our lips parted , he said , ( Oh , u have big booger . ) FML

#7044957
75 comments

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On 12/30/2009 at 10:28pm - love - by Jennyfromdablock (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my ex-boyfriend got ig and decided to text all our friends and family te crazy stories about us. He was even nice enoug to include pictures. I ear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

#6961000
77 comments

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On 12/26/2009 at 7:37pm - love - by blahppl14 (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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