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Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML

#19106281
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On 02/18/2012 at 9:20am - health - by AnastasiyaNicholas - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friend and I got into such a heated debate the police had to be called. The debate was about Whitney Houston. FML

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On 02/20/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by OhMyWhitney - United States (Illinois)

Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML

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On 02/15/2012 at 6:09am - animals - by workaholic (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to work late. I missed the last bus so I called a cab. That was 3 hours ago. I called my dad for a ride. That was 2 hours ago. I guess I'm sleeping under my desk tonight. FML

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On 01/27/2012 at 12:35am - work - by Wendizzle (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML

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On 02/11/2012 at 2:03am - money - by jam - Australia

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML

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On 03/08/2012 at 4:48pm - love - by gabbykinz13 - United States

Today, I had to call the Australian Passport office to track my passport. Turns out they lost it in the mail. A week ago, I got my dream job as a flight attendant. Without a passport they won't accept me. I lost my dream job before I even started it. FML

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On 04/04/2012 at 3:51am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was at work, reading some funny stories on my phone. Just as one of my co-workers decided to share that his father had passed away recently, I burst into uncontrollable, teary-eyed laughter at a story. They don't believe my explanation, and have branded me the office asshole. FML

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On 06/05/2012 at 2:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, I called my mum, crying because of my low self-esteem. She interrupted my sobs by saying, "Can I hang up now? The phone's getting hot." FML

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On 05/03/2012 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I got to see a waterfall up close. Too bad it was in my bedroom. FML

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On 06/18/2012 at 11:31pm - misc - by ducklover1 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML

#20063395
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On 09/08/2012 at 4:32pm - health - by balletteacher - United States

Today, my husband and I stopped at a scenic overlook on top of a mountain. I looked down and noticed several small shells and excitedly called him over. I said, "I can't believe I found fossils here!" The moment it came out of my mouth, I realized they were pistachio shells. So did he. FML

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On 07/17/2012 at 4:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I was walking in Walmart with my dad. We walked past the deodorant aisle. My dad said, "Need any deodorant?" I said, "No thanks." He replied, "That was a hint." FML

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On 07/06/2012 at 2:52am - misc - by CanadianTwin - Canada (Alberta)



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