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Today, my watch broke so I casually mentioned to my dad that I needed a new one. A little while later he hands me this really nice watch. He says, "Here, this one's been lying around for a while". It was the watch I gave him for Father's Day. FML
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On 03/25/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by regiftee (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I moved in with an older gentleman renting out a room. Tonight, he had a domestic dispute with his girlfriend who threw a lawn chair at my car. FML
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On 09/24/2009 at 12:34am - misc - by Davios (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML
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On 10/18/2009 at 12:06am - work - by booste (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I received the newspaper from my hometown. My ex-husband's wedding announcement and picture were on the front page. His new wife has the same first name as me. All my Facebook friends from high school commented on how much weight I've lost and how good I look in my wedding photo. FML
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On 10/27/2009 at 9:32am - misc - by WasFeelingGood (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I interviewed for a job at a pharmaceutical lab. During the interview, I said something about a past work experience that made the interviewers think that I would enjoy doing something similar to that... so they gave me a warehouse job instead. I have a degree in chemistry and biology. FML
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On 08/30/2009 at 9:56pm - work - by Pissssd (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML
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On 07/20/2009 at 5:32pm - animals - by FlowerPower (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for 20 minutes because of a football game. FML
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On 09/20/2009 at 10:17am - intimacy - by seminole711 (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, the Fire Department found my car overturned in a ditch and on fire. It was two miles away from where I parked it about three hours ago. FML
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On 10/04/2009 at 1:48am - money - by ThatTrafficCone (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML
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On 11/01/2009 at 6:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Berlin)
Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML
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On 10/27/2009 at 8:37pm - misc - by Kailey (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was at ATandT getting my phone fixed. At one point, the salesman said 'you should see this'. It was a text message from some girl apologizing for sleeping with my boyfriend for the past four months, and telling me that they were moving him out of our apartment. FML
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On 10/25/2009 at 10:00pm - love - by LTJFP (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I realized that I'm the only person in my house not getting any. My sister is sleeping with my ex. My roommate is sleeping with my brother. And my mom texted me asking me to make it look like she slept in her bed so that she didn't have to do the "walk of shame" in the morning. FML
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On 10/24/2009 at 5:23pm - intimacy - by this_is_fucked (woman) - Zimbabwe (Mashonaland East)
Today, I canceled my dental check-up because I'm getting busy at work. Then, as I was flossing, my finger slipped, I heard a "crunch" from one of my fillings, and I now have a killer toothache. It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML
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On 11/17/2009 at 11:56am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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