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Today, I was at a pet store cuddling an apparently overaggressive chinchilla when it decided to bite me and run out of my hands. It is now nowhere to be found and I have to pay for it. FML

#13886609
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21931) - you deserved it (9212)

On 11/18/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by alltimelove -

Today, I woke up early and went to the dermatologist's, only to have them tell me that the skin condition I have that causes big, white spots to appear is chronic and I can do nothing about it. But they did give me cream for a different skin condition they found. FML

#13953523
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20506) - you deserved it (1981)

On 11/23/2010 at 8:40pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

#13471271
72 comments

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On 10/16/2010 at 11:18am - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out my broker invested my $6000 in the wrong stock. How did I find out? He called me to let me know the stock crashed. FML

#8132919
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25041) - you deserved it (3143)

On 02/11/2010 at 3:13pm - money - by extants - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my family had a secret meeting on my "puberty issues." I'm 21. FML

#13847372
76 comments

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On 11/14/2010 at 11:26pm - intimacy - by vansboy -

Today, in my journalism class, after trying hard to find some actual news to comment, we ended up talking about gay porn and fashion designers. FML

#13863869
79 comments

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On 11/16/2010 at 10:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Romania (Cluj)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

#13205428
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28821) - you deserved it (5253)

On 09/26/2010 at 3:20am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I flew into Denver. Never being here before, I was excited to see the view from our window. In the middle seat, I leaned over to look - at the same time yawning to relieve pressure in my ears. The yawning caused me to drool on the stranger sitting next to me. FML

#14032077
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7756) - you deserved it (24935)

On 11/30/2010 at 1:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

#9020245
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25728) - you deserved it (2119)

On 03/12/2010 at 10:06am - love - by steakysteak (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML

#13762185
76 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 5:32am - misc - by facingit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML

#12655399
77 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:04am - misc - by becca (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML

#14012574
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27250) - you deserved it (2514)

On 11/28/2010 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML

#14335175
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25698) - you deserved it (2257)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:33pm - misc - by Connor - United States (New York)



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