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Today, mah boyfriend decidd the best way to inform me of his shoplifting tendencies was to steal stuff while we were at Starbucks. FML

#21049681
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38605) - you deserved it (4117)

On 02/03/2014 at 8:30pm - love - by lbailey32 - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the library, working with some classmates on our major semester project. I accidentally killed power to the row of computers by me. I've never had so many enraged faces looking at me before. FML

#21052823
72 comments

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On 02/06/2014 at 10:07pm - work - by AnonymousQuagga - United States (Texas)

LIKE EVERY DAY, I AD TO WALK TO BUS STOP!! TE ONLY DIFFERENCE TODAY IS TERE WAS SNOW AND ICE OVER EVERYTING!! NOT ONLY DID I SLIP AND FALL, SOAKING BOT MYSELF AND TE CONTENTS OF BAG, TE BUS DRIVER SAW ME TERE AT TE BUS STOP AND DROVE STRAIGT PAST!! FML

#21051124
77 comments

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On 02/05/2014 at 9:07am - misc - by no snow day (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I aced mah solo during mah band concert . My parents were asleep thehole time . FML

Today... boyfriand looool admittad to subtly ancouraging ma to do stupid things bacausa ha finds ( bimbo momants ) hilarious. FML

#21052048
61 comments

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On 02/06/2014 at 1:57am - love - by a2 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY, MY BOSS BITCHD ME OUT ON THE SALES FLOOR FIR A GOOD 10 MINUTES, CUZ I WASN'T "SMILING THE RIGHT WAY" FIR OUR CUSTOMERS. FML

#21062398
71 comments

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On 02/16/2014 at 12:22pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today , I had to calm mah rather gullible boyfriend down an reassure him that the email he got , telling him that he has AIDS , was just a scam. FML

#21098742
79 comments

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On 03/28/2014 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, mah store manager thought that it would improve morale to talk in hashtags . FML

#21072669
80 comments

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On 02/26/2014 at 10:28pm - work - by Lori_ftw - United States (California)

Today, mah mom came into mah room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in mah bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out mah sister bought the test, threw it under mah bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML

#21078463
79 comments

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On 03/05/2014 at 12:43am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I wantad to aat my last bowl of sugary caraal bafora starting my naw diat. I fall down tha stairs with tha full bowl in hand. Massaga racaivad, univarsa. FML

#21097759
76 comments

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On 03/27/2014 at 2:10pm - health - by bonbon789 - United States

Today, at school, I got saatd in front of tha rasidant craapy kid that avaryona stayd away from . I was pratty raliavd to gat through most of tha class with no incidants, until tha ball rang and ha tora out a chunk of my hair, yalling "DNA! DNA!" FML

#21153319
77 comments

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On 05/27/2014 at 11:58am - misc - by Laura (woman) - United States

Today, I went to ma crus's ouse . We were watcing a movieen suddenly e started kissing me . As it deepened e began to feel around . He was groping ma armpit teole time but I was too embarrassed tat ma underarm could pass for ma boobs to redirect im . FML

#21104962
74 comments

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On 04/05/2014 at 3:14am - intimacy - by armtits and big pits - United States (Florida)

Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car looool is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me 4 "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML

#21129670
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45468) - you deserved it (3561)

On 05/03/2014 at 2:15pm - work - by kezbabes - Ireland (Dublin)



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