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Today, after finishing my second glass of wine, I walked out of the bathroom and saw the tag on my hair dryer from last year's rehab visit. FML

#21329685
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On 01/02/2015 at 11:04pm - health - by mosaicevolution (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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On 12/12/2014 at 9:39am - misc - by well, now what - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my husband missed the toilet again. I would have been less disgusted if he'd peed this time. FML

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On 05/17/2015 at 1:10am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, someone at work took my delicate medication out of the fridge to make room for their lunch. Now my medication has expired. FML

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On 04/30/2015 at 1:33pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Limavady)

Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML

#21329304
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On 01/02/2015 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML

#21377531
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On 03/19/2015 at 1:35am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML

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On 07/19/2015 at 9:23pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML

#21339220
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On 01/17/2015 at 10:45pm - misc - by Help Me (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out the name on my driver's license is incorrect. I don't know what's worse: the fact the government can't even copy a goddamn name correctly, or that it took me three months to notice, when a cop nearly arrested me for carrying a "fake" license. FML

#21399342
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On 04/25/2015 at 3:30am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went okay, so we exchanged numbers. An hour later, he started messaging me, asking for pictures of my poop. What.. the... hell? FML

#21460549
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On 08/25/2015 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML

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On 03/31/2015 at 3:40am - kids - by Teach (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML

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On 07/24/2015 at 8:59pm - work - by suspended (man) - United States (Colorado)



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