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Today, I went to the place I signed for yesterday to pay the first month's rent and get my keys. I looked around before I left, and used the toilet. I went back later to show my boyfriend and found the place flooded an inch with water coming from the toilet. It had been flooding for 7 hours. FML
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On 11/11/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by robbyrabbit (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I found out my parents' New Year's resolution is to get me to move out. FML
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On 01/01/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by Moving On - United States (Michigan)
Today, I spent over an hour decorating my house for trick or treaters. I never got one person at my door because I forgot to unlock my gate. FML
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On 10/31/2010 at 9:08pm - misc - by halloweensucks (woman) - United States (California)
Today, instead of going to a romantic dinner with my boyfriend like I'd planned, I ended up babysitting his queasy little sister. FML
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On 11/21/2010 at 1:36pm - kids - by kaileekat517 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
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On 12/20/2010 at 9:51am - work - by embarrassed - United States
Today, I tried to act nonchalant in front of my neighbors, and swing my lanyard around with my keys on it. It flew off my finger and into their yard. FML
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On 08/03/2010 at 6:21am - misc - by Jesse from - United States
Today, I woke up to a repairman at my door who was simply supposed to turn my water back on in my apartment. Two hours and 5 repairmen later, all I have now is a large hole in my ceiling. Still no water. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - China
Today, I was driving home from a long day at work fixing people's electronics. When I got home, I got a call from work saying I needed to go back and help a customer with their TV again. When I got there, after an hour of driving, I realized I'd accidentally kicked the power cord out. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 1:30am - work - by Dispute (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
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On 04/21/2011 at 1:27am - work - by Forgetable (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
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On 10/01/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by Sickofbeingsick (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I was on the bus, when the inspector asked to see my ticket. I couldn't find it, and ended up being kicked off the bus while a few of the other passengers jeered at me. I found my ticket on the long walk home, buried in my pocket. FML
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On 03/16/2012 at 2:41pm - misc - by fuck the fucking cops (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)
Today, I was walking up some stairs and heard a noise as if someone was following me. The faster I went, the louder the noise got. I was too scared to realize that it was just my thighs causing my jeans to chafe. FML
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On 08/12/2012 at 12:34am - misc - by FlorenceD - United States (Texas)
Today, I was babysitting, and we were playing a game. Because he was little, I let him win all the games. He then turned to me and said, "You're really bad at this." I got very defensive and won the next game, and was actually proud that I beat a 3-year-old. FML
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On 10/14/2012 at 8:45pm - kids - by amiliaroberts123 (woman) - United States (Virginia)
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