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Today, I flew into Denver. Never being here before, I was excited to see the view from our window. In the middle seat, I leaned over to look - at the same time yawning to relieve pressure in my ears. The yawning caused me to drool on the stranger sitting next to me. FML

#14032077
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7756) - you deserved it (24930)

On 11/30/2010 at 1:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

#9020245
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25722) - you deserved it (2119)

On 03/12/2010 at 10:06am - love - by steakysteak (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my parents switched phone companies, which changed the phone number. Two days ago, I dropped off over 15 job applications with my 'old' number on all of them. There is a waiting period before I can reapply anywhere. FML

#12221495
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29063) - you deserved it (3847)

On 07/31/2010 at 3:35am - work - by telefucked (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML

#13762185
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18870) - you deserved it (2939)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:32am - misc - by facingit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML

#12655399
77 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:04am - misc - by becca (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML

#14012574
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27245) - you deserved it (2513)

On 11/28/2010 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML

#14335175
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25688) - you deserved it (2257)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:33pm - misc - by Connor - United States (New York)

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML

#14011606
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19269) - you deserved it (4232)

On 11/28/2010 at 12:17pm - misc - by brelni - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML

#13464373
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30159) - you deserved it (3322)

On 10/15/2010 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I thought my house was being broken into in the dead of night. Frightened, I dismounted a floor lamp as a make-shift weapon and crept through the house, channelling my inner Ellen Ripley. It turned out to be the wireless printer with a paper jam. FML

#13847901
63 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my 20 year old son decided it would be funny to unbuckle my seat belt while the cops were right beside us. FML

#12212564
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28617) - you deserved it (3718)

On 07/30/2010 at 7:23pm - misc - by anne (woman) - Canada

Today, while working as a carhop at Sonic, my roller skates ran over some gravel and I fell, causing me to drop a tray of food. I found out later that one of the customers had deliberately done that to see if I would trip. FML

#13925294
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31458) - you deserved it (2535)

On 11/21/2010 at 1:44pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, for the first time, I decided to just be myself at work. My boss thought I was drunk. FML

#13038622
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23943) - you deserved it (5886)

On 09/13/2010 at 7:40pm - work - by Drunk - United States (Alabama)



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