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Today, I gave an old owl lamp away because I had no need for it. The new owner informed me shortly after that it was worth $400. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16821) - you deserved it (20925)

On 02/10/2012 at 1:56am - money - by Feelinfunny1 - United States

Today, I fell asleep during a job interview as it was taking place over the phone. FML

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On 04/30/2012 at 9:28am - work - by jobless (woman) - United States

Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML

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On 06/30/2012 at 1:08am - work - by John - United States (New York)

Today, my brother, the plumber, was called to unblock a toilet. Whenever this occurs, he takes a photo of it and sends it to me. It always seems to happen around meal time. FML

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On 06/06/2012 at 8:55am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I'm so broke, I asked my parents if they'd pay for me to go to the eye doctor and consider it my Christmas present. FML

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On 11/05/2012 at 8:01pm - money - by EB - United States

Today, I asked a girl in my building out. She said yes, and told me her fee per hour. FML

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On 10/01/2012 at 7:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, while taking the trash out, the old cranky elevator in my apartment complex finally gave up on life. For a long hour I was stuck between floors 4 and 5, practically embracing my bio-waste can. FML

Today, I thought it would be nice to park my new car under a big, shady oak tree to prevent it from heating up in the sun. The big, shady oak tree thought it would be nice to shed a massive branch on top of my new car. FML

#20196008
76 comments

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On 12/08/2012 at 4:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML

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On 06/15/2012 at 1:54am - misc - by Rose (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, after volleyball practice, I noticed my pants were missing. Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms, all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche. FML

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On 08/21/2012 at 12:39pm - work - by Rimmy Jobs (woman) - United States

Today, I got to live my life's dream of going whale watching. Apparently my true life's dream was to get extremely seasick, sunburned to a crisp, and pay $60 to see only seagulls in the end. FML

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On 07/22/2012 at 9:05pm - animals - by disappointed (woman) -

Today, at a family reunion, we all squeezed in for a picture. I set the self-timer and ran to get in it. 2 seconds before the picture went off, some guy came up, stole the camera, and ran away. FML

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On 10/15/2012 at 3:57pm - money - by Pissed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I'd stayed up all night to finish a detailed report. By the time I'd printed it I was late for work so I jumped in my car. Driving down the street, I saw my papers fly off the roof of my car. It was raining out. FML

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On 10/11/2012 at 9:51pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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