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Today, after watching the news, I realized the only person who has ever wished that I had a good day, or wished that I had anything pleasant for that matter, is Charlie Gibson on World News Tonight. FML
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On 10/14/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by newscomes (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I drove by a restaurant I ate at yesterday. I write a food review column for my college paper, and I've tried everything on their menu. They were being closed down today because a large amount of rat droppings was found in their food supplies. FML
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On 09/14/2009 at 10:32pm - misc - by TampaBayJJ - United States (Florida)
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
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On 10/15/2009 at 7:23pm - misc - by rejectedson (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was sleeping next to my girlfriend and I turned over to the sound of her talking in her sleep. Because it was so cute, I was happy and I smiled, until she began to talk about "Troy" and "all the nasty things you can do to me." FML
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On 10/18/2009 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I decided to surprise my wife at her softball game. I saw her distinctive motorcycle jacket through the canvas dugout wall and decided that I would feel her up from behind, to surprise her. She lent her jacket to a friend. FML
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On 11/24/2009 at 5:58am - intimacy - by rider (man) - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when I realized I had to sneeze. Not wanting to sneeze on her, I tried my hardest to hold it in. When I climaxed, I couldn't hold it in any more and sneezed all over her face. FML
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On 11/20/2009 at 9:53am - intimacy - by WorstMedicalBill (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I got a phone call from my dad that I haven't heard from in months. I didn't answer, but it left me an accidental voicemail saying "Oh s***, I didn't mean to call her!" FML
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On 11/04/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by assdialed. (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received 4 calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
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On 11/24/2009 at 3:11am - love - by Face_loser (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML
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On 11/26/2009 at 6:50am - misc - by harrypottermuch (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend took me out to dinner. While at the restaurant, she went to the bathroom. She was then escorted out of the restaurant for having sex in said bathroom. I was sitting at our booth the entire time. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 10:35am - intimacy - by turriblebday (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML
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On 01/02/2010 at 2:08am - health - by couturier - Sent from mobile version
Today, I flew my wife, myself and three kids to pay a surprise visit to my parents who were going to be alone for Christmas. When we arrived, we found out they decided to go on vacation. We have nowhere to go. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 12:54am - misc - by homeless4Christmas (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I went to the mall with my mum. She had a few too many drinks the night before. As soon as we got into the mall, she puked. She walked around the mall with me, blowing chunks into a plastic bag. FML
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On 12/26/2009 at 4:10am - misc - by mothapuka (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)
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