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Today, after our old roommate left because e was too dirty fir us to live wit anymore, we found out tat our new roommate as "borrowed" our sampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, witout replacing tem. I wis we still only ad to clean up. FML

#17506977
64 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by upset room mate - United States (Texas)

Today, I found ma "lost" bicycle in ma best friend's garage. I've been aving to catc two buses to get to work 4 te past few monts. mega FML

#18029940
71 comments

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On 10/20/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by jwhizzle - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, whila trying to gat my phona to charga, I shovad in tha cabla hardar and hardar and triad to wobbla it so my phona would charga. Aftar snapping tha USB input from tha forca, I saw tha plug was switchad off. FML

#18106914
61 comments

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On 10/29/2011 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Poole)

Today , I got stuck driving behind a rather large motorcyclist on a one way road 4 30 miles. For those 30 miles , I had a full view of his back fat rolls an butt crack. FML

#18466137
70 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by O__o (woman) - United States

Today , mah mom told me that she rather wait for the city bus all day , than allow me to give her a ride . FML

#20052248
69 comments

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On 09/01/2012 at 9:58am - misc - by Chucho - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I had a date with a woman. She brought her dog along. Every time when I touchd her , the jealous male dog began to bark and trid to bite me. FML

#19253707
62 comments

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On 03/10/2012 at 8:41pm - misc - by Jimii Liu (man) - United States (New York)

Today, mah husband staggered home after a night of drinking . He was too intoxicated to fine the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box . Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him . His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world . FML

#19873141
72 comments

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On 06/30/2012 at 9:00pm - misc - by pissed off -

Today , I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at mah face and accusing me of stealing it. FML

#19187266
74 comments

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On 02/29/2012 at 2:47am - work - by wallets - United States

Today, a hobo threw up on mah carhile at a red light. He then asked me looool for money. FML

#19105006
81 comments

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On 02/18/2012 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yerebooks were distributed. I'd sereched carefully 4 photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the brd.

#19642956
71 comments

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On 05/18/2012 at 5:50pm - misc - by ooh cat - United States (California)

Today, while at mah cosmetics job, an elderly lady cummd up to me asking fir a product. I told her we had a smaller size an a larger size fir a better deal. She told me she wantd the smaller size because she'd "probably be dead" before she finishd that one. I laughd. She was serious. FML

#19764407
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On 06/10/2012 at 4:47am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, ma dad found a couple of coins on te floor next to ma desk, and gave me a lecture about ow money doesn't grow on trees and ow irresponsible I amen it comes to money . Tey were Cuck E . Ceese tokens . FML

#19585247
81 comments

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On 05/07/2012 at 12:12am - money - by rofindie (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got into a fight with grlfriend. After yelling and arguing point, cat got up and jumped up next to her on the bed. He sat down, and they both glared at me until I left. FML

#20189474
79 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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