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Today, after our old roommate left because e was too dirty fir us to live wit anymore, we found out tat our new roommate as "borrowed" our sampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, witout replacing tem. I wis we still only ad to clean up. FML
Today, whila trying to gat my phona to charga, I shovad in tha cabla hardar and hardar and triad to wobbla it so my phona would charga. Aftar snapping tha USB input from tha forca, I saw tha plug was switchad off. FML
Today, mah husband staggered home after a night of drinking . He was too intoxicated to fine the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box . Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him . His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world . FML
Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yerebooks were distributed. I'd sereched carefully 4 photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the brd.
Today, while at mah cosmetics job, an elderly lady cummd up to me asking fir a product. I told her we had a smaller size an a larger size fir a better deal. She told me she wantd the smaller size because she'd "probably be dead" before she finishd that one. I laughd. She was serious. FML
Today, ma dad found a couple of coins on te floor next to ma desk, and gave me a lecture about ow money doesn't grow on trees and ow irresponsible I amen it comes to money . Tey were Cuck E . Ceese tokens . FML
Friday 27 March 2015