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Today, I was jogging when a woman ran out of her house and handed me an invitation for a party. What was the invitation for? A weight loss treatment party. Guess the jogging isn't working. FML

#18362103
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24514) - you deserved it (2811)

On 11/27/2011 at 12:30am - health - by jogger (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after spending over $1000 on plane tickets, I'm visiting my family for the first time in five years. Two hours after I arrived, everyone is screaming at each other and taking their rage out on me. They still ask why I never visit. FML

#17157621
82 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by Kurochrome - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML

#16714444
74 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 4:23pm - misc - by ajdown (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my brother told the family that if you pull on the dog's back foot then she always obeys. I later found my mom tugging on the dog's foot whispering "jump off a cliff" repeatedly. FML

#17531478
82 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by lala7 - United States

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

#16221973
83 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I tore up my airborne academy admission documents because my lab results weren't good enough. A few hours later, they called me to apologize for the misunderstanding, mine turned out to be perfect and they'd accepted me. They need me tomorrow with all the documents to finalize the admission. FML

#16263514
79 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 3:46am - work - by SkyDiver -

Today, at a party I bumped into a friend of my ex. We caught the same bus home. He started telling me about my ex's "totally insane" ex-girlfriend. He refused to believe me when I told him he was talking about me. I had to sit there for half an hour as my personality was ripped to shreds. FML

#17563055
69 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 10:44pm - love - by Embarassed (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

#16715265
82 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 5:24pm - misc - by Hannah - Ireland (Sligo)

Today, I saw a picture of a dude on a Harley on my friend's wall. I asked her if it was Dog the bounty hunter. It wasn't, it was her aunt. FML

Today, I had a job interview. The only moment I impressed the interviewer was when I talked about drama. He started to talk about a play I hadn't seen, but I decided to agree on everything he was saying. Suddenly he said, "the play doesn't actually exist." I silently left the room. FML

#17912138
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9212) - you deserved it (35842)

On 10/05/2011 at 4:33pm - work - by Lyingg (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML

#19342330
61 comments

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On 03/25/2012 at 12:40am - love - by lil123 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML

#18856263
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26973) - you deserved it (3056)

On 01/19/2012 at 8:46pm - love - by Alejandroc - Honduras (Cortes)

Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML

#18226728
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29876) - you deserved it (6810)

On 11/12/2011 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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