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Today, I left my new iphone in a taxi I was sharing with a friend. Apparently when I got out she looked at it, told the driver some one had left it and gave it to him. FML
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On 11/26/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by hockey (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I went to my grandmothers house to pick up her cat for the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML
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On 12/08/2009 at 12:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I went to my little cousin's school to pick her up and it happened to be my old elementary school. I saw my old teacher and went up to say hi, and after a few minutes she goes "Aren't you the girl who's dad always came in drunk on parent's day?" Nice to know that's how I'm remembered. FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 10:12pm - misc - by Childhood (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was going to the bathroom. As I was about to wipe, I noticed that the toilet paper had butterflies printed on it. Never before had I felt bad for wiping my ass. FML
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On 01/07/2010 at 9:43am - misc - by Doomy (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was going over some paperwork with my back to my office door. As I turn around, my boss enters and says my name loudly. I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out. Everyone in the office now gives prior notice before dropping by the "fart guy's" office. FML
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On 01/07/2010 at 12:44pm - work - by Mic (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my wife changed her name back to her maiden name. Why? So people would stop asking questions about us. We have been married for 15 years. FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 12:06am - love - by unloved (man) - United Kingdom (Southend-on-Sea)
Today, I boarded my flight and sat next to a man. I told him I had hoped he was a hot woman and he concurred. He said at least I wasn't obese and I replied "At least you aren't smelly". Minutes later I realize he had the most disgusting foot odour ever... the barefoot kind. I suffered for 11 hours. FML
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On 01/20/2010 at 8:47am - misc - by hatesmellyfeet (man) - United States (California)
Today, I realized I'd rather be constipated, sick, sit in long traffic lines and inadvertantly eat spoiled meat than spend another day at my shitty job. All things that happened to me today. FML
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On 03/05/2010 at 3:01am - work - by Petergibbons - United States (California)
Today, I decided that it would be good exercise to shovel the ice on the backyard patio. Now I can't stand up. FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 12:03am - misc - by bender (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
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On 11/19/2010 at 2:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, while on trial for a desperately needed new job, I tripped crossing a road with my would-be manager. I twisted my ankle, and he had to carry me across the road and call a taxi for me to go home. FML
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On 03/09/2012 at 1:48am - work - by Katie (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I spent nearly an hour thawing out my car and driving to work in this stupid freezing rain, only to find out that I'm now unemployed due to budget cuts. FML
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On 02/03/2011 at 12:05am - work - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the direct sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)
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