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Today, I was getting hot, so I jumped, naked, into the pool. As soon as I got in, it started hailing. I got hit with blocks of ice in places no man should. FML
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On 01/25/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by hailedout - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 2:21pm - work - by likwidsol - United States (New York)
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went out to eat with my aunt and uncle, I barely looked at the male waiter because I'm a shy person. Then my uncle says: "YOU SHOULD TAKE OUT MY NIECE! She's never dated in her life." I'm 19 and my match maker is my uncle. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 5:08pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)
Today, I am finally dating the girl I have liked on and off for the past year. In the school play. FML
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On 02/08/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by u_n0_mE - United States (Maryland)
Today, my mother called to say that my 11 year old nephew found my secret stash of nipple tassles, furry hand cuffs, and a bottle of lube. He doesn't want to visit me anymore. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 1:51am - kids - by peneloperigby (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 10:51pm - misc - by Rye (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML
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On 04/01/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, by request from my new boss, I came into work over an hour early to finish some backed-up filing. This seemed like a great opportunity to earn some extra overtime pay. After spending an hour and half filing, I realized I hadn't clocked in for the day. FML
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On 06/24/2009 at 10:34am - work - by Tottie (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML
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On 04/16/2009 at 10:47am - misc - by xnickx (man) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I woke up to my car covered in shaving cream and tampons and the word CHEATER written on my windshield in lipstick. The guy a few doors down from me in my dorm has the same car as me. I'm a virgin. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by CB4 (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I walked to class in the rain after reading all 1200 pages of War and Peace in one sitting trying to cram for an in class essay. When I arrived nobody was there. I checked the finals postings to see that mine was actually yesterday at 7 am. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by joelikewhoa (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 11:43pm - misc - by crazycutie1027 (woman) - United States (California)
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