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Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML

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On 07/12/2011 at 8:19am - kids - by SaggyBoy135 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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On 02/15/2012 at 10:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I told the hairdresser that my kid had cut my hair. I don't have kids. I was just really drunk. FML

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On 04/28/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by faux ma (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I gave an old owl lamp away because I had no need for it. The new owner informed me shortly after that it was worth $400. FML

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On 02/10/2012 at 1:56am - money - by Feelinfunny1 - United States

Today, I fell asleep during a job interview as it was taking place over the phone. FML

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On 04/30/2012 at 9:28am - work - by jobless (woman) - United States

Today, I was fired for using violence and intimidation in the work place. I was a bouncer at a strip club. FML

#19869373
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On 06/30/2012 at 1:08am - work - by John - United States (New York)

Today, my brother, the plumber, was called to unblock a toilet. Whenever this occurs, he takes a photo of it and sends it to me. It always seems to happen around meal time. FML

#19743294
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On 06/06/2012 at 8:55am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I'm so broke, I asked my parents if they'd pay for me to go to the eye doctor and consider it my Christmas present. FML

#20149436
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On 11/05/2012 at 8:01pm - money - by EB - United States

Today, I asked a girl in my building out. She said yes, and told me her fee per hour. FML

#20097224
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On 10/01/2012 at 7:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, while taking the trash out, the old cranky elevator in my apartment complex finally gave up on life. For a long hour I was stuck between floors 4 and 5, practically embracing my bio-waste can. FML

Today, I thought it would be nice to park my new car under a big, shady oak tree to prevent it from heating up in the sun. The big, shady oak tree thought it would be nice to shed a massive branch on top of my new car. FML

#20196008
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On 12/08/2012 at 4:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML

#19790589
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On 06/15/2012 at 1:54am - misc - by Rose (woman) - United States (Washington)



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