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Today, it's my best friend's birthday. It's also the first year I've had her gift purchased, wrapped and mailed on time. The post office lost the parcel. FML

#20094428
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On 09/29/2012 at 11:49pm - misc - by carine13 - Canada (Alberta)

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Today, I saw my music teacher, who I considered one of my role-models, on TV. Too bad it was because she'd robbed a church. FML

#20128657
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On 10/22/2012 at 6:51pm - misc - by musicthief - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend came over for a family brunch, during which he told my mother, in vivid detail, how he gets the shits whenever he eats kale chips. FML

#20483441
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On 01/28/2013 at 6:02pm - health - by shitty situation - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had an in-depth conversation at work about how technically Luke Skywalker was never a Jedi Master. Highlight of my working day. FML

#20497564
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On 02/07/2013 at 9:56pm - work - by djxerxes9000 - Canada

Today, I finally came out to my family as a lesbian. My grandma then told me I'm just going through a phase because I finally realized I'm not pretty or skinny enough to get a man. FML

#20557644
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On 03/24/2013 at 6:20am - misc - by theawesome129 - Canada

Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML

#61
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On 10/26/2008 at 12:04pm - work - by Shameonme - Morocco

Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML

#316
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On 11/17/2008 at 12:04am - work - by Tomtom - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 10 year old brother won the poem contest at his school. Since then he won’t stop bugging me with them. FML

#319
39 comments

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On 11/17/2008 at 3:53am - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

#476
41 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 3:59am - love - by Velian - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

#581
42 comments

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On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

#624
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On 12/29/2008 at 5:56am - kids - by Hellau - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have a degree in electrical engineering, my wife was doing a crossword and asked me what are the units of capacitance, I couldn't remember. FML

#967
36 comments

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On 01/11/2009 at 11:46am - misc - by jibjab - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

#1314
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On 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by blegh - Switzerland (Ticino)



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