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Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "look at this face I can make!" and she grossly contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "stop making fun of your sister!" FML
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On 03/23/2009 at 3:22pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I got laid off from work. I was being escorted to the elevator when another coworker stepped inside. He said, "How goes it?". I said, "It goes". Then he said, "At least we have a job". FML
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On 04/02/2009 at 1:36am - misc - by Dude - United States (California)
Today, I went over to get some ice cream. I found a rare parking spot in front of the store, and even had change in my pocket. After feeding the meter, A lady comes up to me and tells me that the meter was free after 8 o'clock. I paid 50 cents for it. I was 50 cents short for my ice cream. FML
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On 07/06/2009 at 12:03am - money - by icecreamer (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I got a flat tire on the highway. If that wasn't bad enough I had no spare in the car. By the time I got a ride to get a new tire, someone was nice enough to fix my air conditioning for me. They smashed out my window to break in. The doors were not locked. FML
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On 10/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by Gearhead369 - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
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On 04/27/2009 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I accepted an internship in Chicago and finished my final exams. I decided to play some pick up basketball one last time before summer. Within 2 minutes I got undercut going for a rebound and shattered my knee cap into 3 pieces. My summer in Chicago will be spent in a full leg cast. FML
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On 05/15/2009 at 12:05am - health - by FourKnees (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 11:06am - misc - by seriously?? - United States (Florida)
Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 2:24pm - intimacy - by kiwi (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)
Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 4:11pm - health - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I woke up in a girls bed, that I have had a crush on for two years. She was sleeping on the floor with someone else. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 11:29am - misc - by VacationTSA (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I forgot my work clothes at home so my boss gave me a jacket with a name patch that said "Mike". Still wearing my work clothes I ran into my ex-girlfriend on my way home. We were together for five years until she dumped me for a guy name Mike. FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 2:42am - love - by laf@me (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was sitting in a restaurant with my best friend. We had just competed in a pageant together earlier this month. A lady comes up to my friend who got first alternate and said,"You were robbed of that title. You deserved to win. I hated the winner." I was the winner. FML
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On 03/09/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by frosho (woman) - United States (Mississippi)
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
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On 05/11/2009 at 1:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)
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