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Today, another employee scolded me for being "socially awkward". The same employee who just before had a 10 minute discussion with a client about her poop. FML

#18557623
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I agree, your life sucks (26536) - you deserved it (2329)

On 12/19/2011 at 10:53pm - work - by me (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that if your boss deletes you off Facebook, it's probably not a good sign. FML

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On 06/07/2011 at 2:48am - work - by IloveMaroon5 - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

#20072449
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On 09/15/2012 at 1:35am - intimacy - by anon (man) - United States (California)

Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML

#16307773
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On 05/23/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by sleepy (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML

#16181448
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On 05/15/2011 at 12:49am - misc - by jruth7 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I convinced my teacher to let me resit a very important test I failed. I got a lower score the second time around. FML

#18120511
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On 10/31/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML

#19091480
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On 02/16/2012 at 2:43am - animals - by parkertownparadise (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, as I was training a new guy at work, my husband spent half the day creeping outside in his truck. FML

#17868574
81 comments

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On 09/30/2011 at 1:01am - love - by Cristie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML

#19385942
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On 04/01/2012 at 12:32am - work - by Kristat (woman) - United States

Today, I finished a website that I have been working on for ages for a friend. He tried to repay me by offering to teach me to play table tennis. FML

#17909983
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On 10/05/2011 at 6:49am - work - by Matt - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

#19297071
81 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 10:41pm - misc - by vanorav (man) - United States (California)

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

#19342755
80 comments

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On 03/25/2012 at 1:49am - animals - by uh-oh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I returned to my university residence following spring break. I was greeted by a letter stating I'd been caught on camera vandalising a wall repair. At the time in question, I was asleep on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The REZ coordinator is avoiding me, and I can't clear my name. FML

#19295579
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On 03/17/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by CutePenguin (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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