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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML

#20118571
81 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 8:04pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer asked me to give 5 adjectives describing myself. I listed 7. The last one being "listener." FML

#14456122
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On 01/03/2011 at 10:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML

#14552210
81 comments

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On 01/12/2011 at 8:28am - misc - by will3000 -

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

#15029375
81 comments

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On 02/18/2011 at 4:36pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML

#15302298
81 comments

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On 03/14/2011 at 12:49am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML

#14542249
81 comments

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On 01/11/2011 at 4:45am - love - by Username -

Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML

#15242140
81 comments

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On 03/08/2011 at 6:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was training a new girl at work. We're always told to find "common interests" with the people we are training to make it less awkward for them. Little did I know that our "common interest" would turn out to be my boyfriend. FML

#20043557
71 comments

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On 08/26/2012 at 11:13pm - love - by damnit. (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddently interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML

#14881979
81 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 12:46pm - misc - by superdriver - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML

#15087655
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21913) - you deserved it (27135)

On 02/23/2011 at 4:18am - money - by suzyyy (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I realized that the redneck, hick, abusive family that my co-workers always joke about is my family. FML

#17958563
54 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 7:52am - work - by anon - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

#17801056
81 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 11:41pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML

#15581921
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35575) - you deserved it (3677)

On 03/31/2011 at 10:42pm - money - by blegh - United States (Massachusetts)



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