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Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML

#13269256
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I agree, your life sucks (29091) - you deserved it (4165)

On 09/30/2010 at 9:55pm - love - by dontask (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to admit to everyone, including my cable guy, that I'm moving back in with my parents. FML

#12313320
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On 08/04/2010 at 5:08pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my ex-girlfriend, who is obviously still in love with me, is best friends with my mom. Now every time I come home, she is over. She even spent 4 hours helping us decorate our Christmas tree, and now she is telling my little sister about our love life. FML

#14185892
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I agree, your life sucks (34407) - you deserved it (4924)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:32am - love - by fordn4h - United States (Colorado)

Today, my kitchen sink was clogged. I poured a bottle of Drano down and came back two hours later. The clog is still there, but the glue on the pipe is not and now there is Drano-water all over the floor, staining and dissolving everything in my kitchen. FML

#10615901
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On 05/18/2010 at 9:23pm - misc - by MisterT (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was working as a counsellor at a special needs camp when one of the parents came up to my friend and asked her what my disorder was. FML

#10699156
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On 05/22/2010 at 9:24pm - misc - by *sigh* - United States (Indiana)

Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML

#15110567
76 comments

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On 02/25/2011 at 1:40am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after a two week holiday, I'm returning to work exhausted. I had nightmares about work every single night. FML

#14444191
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I agree, your life sucks (22347) - you deserved it (3341)

On 01/02/2011 at 9:58pm - work - by sleepy (woman) - Norway

Today, I was in the elevator with my new boss. He asked things like "How are you?" "How's your day going?" and "What's for dinner?" I answered everything and tried to make small talk. I then noticed that he was wearing a bluetooth and was talking to someone else. FML

#13375459
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On 10/09/2010 at 5:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML

#13762185
76 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 5:32am - misc - by facingit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was coaching at a swim meet. I heard a few of my swimmers screaming about a huge wasp on my head, so I told everyone to stay calm because we didn't want to upset the wasp. Unfortunately, I was interrupted by another coach from our team hitting me repeatedly on the head with a clipboard. FML

#12251275
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30692) - you deserved it (2877)

On 08/01/2010 at 8:20pm - health - by Doodle (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 20 year old son decided it would be funny to unbuckle my seat belt while the cops were right beside us. FML

#12212564
76 comments

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On 07/30/2010 at 7:23pm - misc - by anne (woman) - Canada

Today, I tried to fix my laptop charger by fiddling around with it using metal tweezers. Not only did I forget to unplug the cord and shocked myself, I also ended up breaking the charger completely. FML

#14044782
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On 12/01/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his cubicle. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stares at me and then laughs uncontrollably. FML

#14033332
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On 11/30/2010 at 3:48am - intimacy - by Jack -



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