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Today, my road rage got so out of hand that I'm now actually inclined to honk obnoxiously at my computer when it's being slow. FML

#21204164
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On 07/09/2014 at 4:49pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up to the sight of a dead fly on my bedside table, being eaten by a swarm of ants. I screamed so bad that my dad said he thought my sister was being murdered in my room. FML

#21248448
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On 08/30/2014 at 12:40pm - misc - by liilii (man) - India (Kerala)

Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML

#21302927
79 comments

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On 11/20/2014 at 7:29pm - work - by spreadburger - United States (Florida)

Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML

#21202583
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On 07/08/2014 at 4:40am - misc - by crippled (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get blood taken. The nurse mentioned how pronounced and easy to see my veins are. I guess that explains why she missed five times in a row. I'm surprised my arm doesn't look like a heroin addict's right now. FML

#21222027
76 comments

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On 07/27/2014 at 12:13pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my roommate decided that because she has an oral report due, she's going to scream at the top of her lungs until she loses her voice to get out of it. It's been two hours and she refuses to stop. FML

#21252777
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On 09/06/2014 at 12:25am - misc - by why me? - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML

#21223790
77 comments

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On 07/29/2014 at 2:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up to a text from my manager, saying "Hed's up dude, ur gettin fired tomoz. CEO's pissed. No hard feelins m8". Great. FML

#21287630
70 comments

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On 10/29/2014 at 11:46am - work - by fired tomoz (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML

#21246432
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On 08/27/2014 at 1:19pm - misc - by spark - United States (California)

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

#21231132
78 comments

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On 08/06/2014 at 6:18pm - kids - by whymyroomthough (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking an order for a patron at the casino. The policy is to "pay first." After explaining this to him, he still refused to pay. After years of being polite, I finally cracked and said, "You are making this really f-ing difficult". This particular patron was our CEO's son. FML

#21228632
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On 08/03/2014 at 6:02pm - work - by really though? - United States (Delaware)

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

#21244424
75 comments

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On 08/24/2014 at 1:31pm - work - by Alisterine - United States (Missouri)

Today, my dog got so excited about a new toy that she vomited all over it. I had to clean up the vomit, throw away the toy, and now have a very sad dog. FML

#21265865
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On 09/26/2014 at 3:44pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)



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