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Today, I added some of my own money to the tip jar in the Subway I work at to make myself look less pathetic. FML

#7333301
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On 01/14/2010 at 1:59am - work - by OverweightTeen (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. A couple of cute girls started talking to me, telling me how much they liked my dreads. Seeing this, my mother stepped up next to me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "This here is my little baby, treat him nicely!" Thanks, Mom. FML

#7358643
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On 01/15/2010 at 2:37pm - misc - by Dreadge (man) - Israel (Hefa)

Today, while vainly running a comb through my balding hair, I noticed a hair sticking out of my nose. I yanked it out, and the pain made me tear up a little. It was an inch long. I'm 24 and beginning to have more hair in my nose than on my head. FML

#7570028
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On 01/25/2010 at 3:10pm - health - by ptwm (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend's ex-wife facebooked me to inform me that they were still married and he was still sleeping with her. I've been living with him for the past month. FML

#7605388
81 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 1:18am - love - by LivingInSin (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have. FML

#7608615
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On 01/27/2010 at 6:55am - intimacy - by Patrick - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to buy a wrist splint for my carpal tunnel syndrome. Not because I'm a computer programmer or some hot shot web designer but because I spend ALL of my time playing Solitaire on my laptop. FML

#7984912
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7182) - you deserved it (31601)

On 02/07/2010 at 8:56pm - misc - by 16seconds - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I would be embarrassed if she got a tramp stamp. FML

#7651599
81 comments

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On 01/28/2010 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was going out to my car with my sister's birthday present. I slipped on some ice and the present fell to the ground. I spent an hour wrapping it. I could hear the present break. I had gotten her $200 wine glasses. I then had to run to the nearest store and get her a CD instead. FML

Today, my dad came out of a hotel bathroom with nothing but a wash-cloth over his crotch and said "look! this place has cotton loin clothes" in front of my wedding party. FML

#7706171
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On 01/30/2010 at 12:21pm - misc - by indianaxx - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML

#8547609
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On 02/22/2010 at 6:28am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

#13912441
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On 11/20/2010 at 2:07pm - kids - by Lexi - Canada

Today, I was walking to work through a bad part of town. A man yelled something at me, but knowing what part of town I was in, I ignored him and kept walking. Two seconds later I got hit by a car. Turns out, he was trying to warn me about the car coming right towards me. FML

Today, my neighbor came up to me, lowered her voice and said, "I suggest you buy some drapes for your bedroom dear..." When she started to walk away, she added, "...and a gym membership." FML

#12971497
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On 09/09/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by niccy (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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