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Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML
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On 01/14/2009 at 11:03am - love - by agnosticstudy - United States (Alabama)
Today, I got a text message saying "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 11:25pm - love - by EpicFail - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 6:41am - work - by fml (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by EOJ (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I woke up next to a slumbering girl I had just met the night before. She had all the covers on top of her and I was cold. Not only was I cold, but the sheets were really cold. So I got up and realized she'd peed a drunken night's worth of beer all over my sheets. FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 7:54pm - misc - by SmokedSalmon (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I got an invitation in the mail for my dad's third wedding. My first name was misspelled on the envelope. FML
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On 06/24/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by silkworm (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML
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On 07/10/2009 at 8:16pm - misc - by jennyygrace - United States (Florida)
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
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On 07/11/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Name (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I celebrated my birthday with my family. As part of my presents, my parents gave me prepaid debit card. When I got home, I looked at it again and realized it's the debit card you get from selling back books to our university bookstore. I bought my own books this year. They gave me my own refund. FML
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On 05/18/2009 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML
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On 04/27/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 3:32am - love - by Noname - United States (Illinois)
Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response: "not significantly." FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by xyz (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I was happy because my exact shirt and sweater were in seventeen magazine. They were in the "what not to wear" category. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 1:34am - misc - by secenteenmagazine. - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)
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