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Today, I discovered my friends have contests to see who can photoshop my pictures to make them even uglier. FML

#21370101
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29785) - you deserved it (2428)

On 03/07/2015 at 6:55pm - misc - by Theuglyfriend - United States

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I only shaved one armpit. FML

#21378703
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On 03/21/2015 at 12:25am - love - by rayraydayday - United States (Colorado)

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML

#21389976
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On 04/08/2015 at 12:08pm - misc - by S to the HIT (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML

#21379776
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On 03/22/2015 at 10:24pm - kids - by anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my roommate and I are so broke, we resorted to going to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting just for the refreshments. FML

#21395180
80 comments

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On 04/17/2015 at 11:50am - money - by jamongrande - United States (California)

Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML

#21377531
75 comments

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On 03/19/2015 at 1:35am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML

#21397916
83 comments

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On 04/22/2015 at 11:44am - work - by cock blocked (man) - United States (California)

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

#21406043
81 comments

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On 05/07/2015 at 2:27am - love - by that one anon - United States (California)

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
71 comments

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On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and said I was not 'Christian enough' for her. Later I found out she had been cheating on me with my best friend. FML

Today, in the middle of dinner, I went to rest my chin on my hand, missed, and stuck the straw from my drink straight up my nose. FML

#55148
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37670) - you deserved it (6923)

On 02/16/2009 at 6:36pm - love - by EK (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

#75299
45 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 1:14am - animals - by zac545 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at church and saw a blind teenager who obviously felt lost. Feeling like I should help I went over and asked if he needed anything. He said, "I can't find my caretaker." I asked, "What does she look like?" FML

#159157
63 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by wideman (man) - United States (California)



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