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Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 12:24pm - misc - by fuckit - United States (Ohio)
Today, I visited my 78 year old grandmother. She thanked me for visiting and gave me a magazine before I left telling me I might find something I like in there. When I got home I looked at the magazine only to realize it's full of dildos and sextoys. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 2:51am - intimacy - by V (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was walking down the street with my newly healed implants, when a drag queen approached me and asked who my doctor was, because I was the "most convincing transgender he had ever seen." I'm a woman. FML
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On 02/07/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by woo. - United States (Illinois)
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by Chicketi (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my mom asked me if I had an eating problem because I've been eating less. I only started eating less because she told me I ate too much. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by hungry - United States (Virginia)
Today, at work, a man walked up the escalator with his chubby kid next to him and asked me where the shoe section was. I said, "For you or your son?" He said, "For my daughter." FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by Mal2222 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was babysitting a 5 year old boy. When I was on the phone with my mom, he called 911 and started to cry. When I got off the phone the police were at the door. It turns out that the "emergency" was that the VCR was not working. FML
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On 02/15/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by loueb17 - United States (Arizona)
Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 6:01pm - love - by tacky_unrefined (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 2:30am - love - by schellbytheseashore (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was cashiering at a grocery store when an elderly woman came through my line buying prune juice. She then whispered to me that last time she bought it, she "blew up her toilet". FML
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On 06/26/2009 at 12:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
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On 02/12/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by atterz123 (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)
Today, I told the guy I have feelings for that I'm interested in, and asked him how he feels about it. He responded via text, saying, "I feel fairly neutral about that." FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by iwantpizza69 (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, the 75 year old blinding owner of the bar I work at called me over and told me to fire "Rachel, the stupid c**t after the next wrong thing she does". My name is Rachel. FML
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On 03/03/2009 at 3:26am - work - by nicooolea (woman) - United States (California)
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