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Today, my dog wanted to go upstairs, but she has stitches and was having trouble. So I carried her to the top, at which point she peed all over my carpet. FML

#19211891
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15071) - you deserved it (2191)

On 03/04/2012 at 12:51am - animals - by raven_teen_titan - United States (California)

Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML

#19178854
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23031) - you deserved it (1779)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:41pm - work - by corey - United States

Today, I was in the ER where I work as a registrar. A patient received a plastic urinal to use in his room. Most patients throw them away when they leave. He, however, decided to take it with him, and as he checked out, put it on the registration counter. Two feet from my face. It was used. FML

#17845071
52 comments

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On 09/27/2011 at 1:18am - work - by CathyM - United States (Virginia)

Today, while volunteering at a local homeless shelter, I asked the woman next to me how long she'd been homeless. She works there. FML

#19655540
72 comments

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On 05/21/2012 at 1:28am - work - by HomelessGirl1 - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a guy." She then said, "You could have just said no, instead of rudely lying to me." FML

#16380790
66 comments

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On 05/28/2011 at 12:09am - misc - by Imaman - United States (Virginia)

Today, it's my birthday. My dad came to pick me up, but after I had put my backpack in the back seat and closed the car door, he drove off without me. It started to rain, and I was without my phone or wallet. FML

#17682370
72 comments

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On 09/06/2011 at 6:53pm - misc - by poisongrl (woman) - Macedonia (Karpos)

Today, I was in a terrific mood after finding a bouquet of beautiful flowers on my doorstep when I came home. That is, until I recognised the handwriting of my "secret admirer" was the same as my mother's. FML

#20055321
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19751) - you deserved it (1589)

On 09/03/2012 at 4:39am - love - by mfnfhdjdjddjsjfn - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I finally told my roommate, who doesn't pay rent, to go get a job. He left, came back, and immediately went to my refrigerator to eat. I asked him about his job and what his pay is. Apparently, putting together a bike for a kid is a job. FML

#19671365
72 comments

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On 05/24/2012 at 3:41am - money - by hunterjumper1212 - United States (California)

Today, at my workplace, I saw a system crashing. I mean literally, my manager was throwing my colleague's laptop at him while shouting around the office. This is only my second day. FML

#19767473
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18709) - you deserved it (1334)

On 06/10/2012 at 9:14pm - work - by in_hardik - United States

Today, I had to serve my boyfriend's father with a restraining order. FML

#20096065
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18106) - you deserved it (1378)

On 09/30/2012 at 11:21pm - love - by notgivingup (woman) - United States

Today, a lady threw a coke bottle at my head because she had a non-winning lottery ticket. FML

#19939674
72 comments

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On 07/15/2012 at 1:51am - work - by kerensa (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML

#20063395
68 comments

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On 09/08/2012 at 4:32pm - health - by balletteacher - United States

Today, wanting to be on time for my first job interview, I woke up at the crack of dawn and walked almost an hour through a thunderstorm. When I arrived, I was told that the manager wasn't in today, because of the bad weather. FML

#20046195
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20633) - you deserved it (1516)

On 08/28/2012 at 12:56pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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