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Today, I got a phone call from a friend, who lives in the same neighbourhood as me, wondering if it was my father she saw walking a dog by her house, wearing only his boxers. It was. FML
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On 12/07/2010 at 5:35am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Ostfold)
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
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On 05/17/2010 at 12:10am - misc - by jcheer113 - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I was playing basketball in our company gym. I took a shot from half court, and at that exact moment, an executive walked into the gym with an important potential client. My shot bounced off the side of the backboard, off some bleachers, and right into the client's head. FML
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On 09/30/2010 at 1:13pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by tmac05 - United States (California)
Today, I heard a loud-speaker announcement in my college that someone had left their car in the car park, still running, with keys in the ignition. I laughed at that person's foolishness until I realised it was mine. FML
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Today, my grad student husband was unusually frisky in the middle of the day. I took the opportunity and we had an enjoyable afternoon romp. Afterward, I asked him what had gotten him in such a good mood. He replied, "I'd do just about anything to get out of doing my homework." FML
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On 09/26/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by amorousintx - United States
Today, my boyfriend sat me down to reassure me that his competitive, possessive ex-wife will not come between us or ruin our relationship. Mid-conversation, his phone rang. It was her, and he left to answer it. FML
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On 08/29/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by ForgottenAgain (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
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On 01/22/2011 at 5:05am - misc - by meeeoow (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I had a blind date with a really cute guy. Just when I was about to invite him back to my place for a nightcap, he took out a catalog of Russian mail-order brides and asked for my help in picking out the best one. FML
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On 10/03/2011 at 12:15am - love - by NotRussian (woman) - United States
Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway - United States (Connecticut)
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I needed to buy a new crash-helmet. I went to the motorbike shop and saw one I liked the look of. It was a bit of a tight fit, and I got my head stuck in it. I had to get the guy behind the counter to help me pull it off. My ears are still numb. FML
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On 10/20/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Helmet (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was complimented for having amazingly lifelike warts as part of my witch costume, and was asked how I achieved the effect so well. I didn't have the heart to admit they were just my pimples under green makeup. FML
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On 10/29/2012 at 2:42pm - misc - by mistickfae - United States
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