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Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML
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On 10/23/2009 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, we finally got our first electricity bill for our new flat. I was shocked to see that we had used £60 worth of electricity in 6 weeks. Then I noticed that it was only an estimate, and that we could read the meter ourselves to correct the amount. We now have to pay nearly £400. FML
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On 10/28/2009 at 10:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)
Today, my mom came home and told me she was going back to college. She's going to the community college that a lot of the graduates from my school go to. She has biology with my ex. They're lab partners and have to do take home labs together. FML
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On 11/27/2009 at 11:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I found out that my mom called my boss informing him that I am a little behind on some college projects. She felt he should know that she fears I might not be able to graduate on the planned date. My boss had already offered me a permanent job. I may not get that job now. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 2:13pm - work - by fuckedup (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)
Today, tired and hungover, I missed my bus, tried to walk to the train station, got lost, got soaked in the rain, got huge blisters, and had to be picked up because I was late for work. I got in, drenched, tired, and cold only to be told there was "nothing to be done." FML
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On 11/01/2009 at 5:12pm - work - by KenWhatIMean (woman) - United Kingdom (Scottish Borders)
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
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On 11/21/2009 at 3:28am - love - by SeeBrendenBurn (man) - United States (California)
Today, I waited for 20 minutes to get a cab outside grand central station in New York (it was raining). Finally, to my relief, I found a cab but when I got in I let a little fart slip. Two minutes later the cabby kicked me out of his cab because I stunk. FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 10:00pm - health - by proteinboy (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
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On 11/21/2009 at 3:00am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was walking on the boardwalk with my mom when an old man came up and asked me to marry him. He promised he would buy me a Mercedes if I did. The man was homeless and delusional. My mom told me I should take the offer because it would be the best offer I could get. FML
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On 11/23/2009 at 1:09pm - misc - by ellie (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, a friend convinced me that I should throw a big party and invite everyone to come. After fixing a ton of party food, I sat around and waited for my guests to arrive. No one did. FML
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On 11/21/2009 at 3:09pm - misc - by tealsoda (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called it down. It came running down the stairs. With a used condom in its mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. It put it directly in my mom's hands. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 4:35pm - intimacy - by Tucker (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my dog received a christmas card before I did. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 10:33am - animals - by amywee (woman) - United Kingdom (York)
Today, I bought a laptop so that I could have dirty video chats with my internet girlfriend. I got home only to find that the only place I can get a decent wifi signal is in front of my mom's room. FML
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On 12/20/2009 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by thatguy (man) - United States (New York)
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