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Today, I found out that if I'm not home and my roommates have girls over, my room is the designated "fart room". FML

#21151774
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On 05/25/2014 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML

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On 06/02/2014 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my sister was upset because she felt like no one liked her. Without thinking, I replied, "It's okay. If I acted like you, people would probably hate me, too." This sounded sympathetic in my head. FML

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On 07/01/2014 at 5:57pm - misc - by wiifantcso (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while working as a barista, a customer yelled about her muffins and butter not being ready since she only had a "short time to eat". There were 7 tip giving customers ahead of her, but I rushed her order. She gave no tip and stayed for over an hour. FML

#21211312
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On 07/16/2014 at 10:46pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my brother decided our bathroom needed a clock so he used an old DVD player. He put it on the edge of the tub. FML

#21229931
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On 08/05/2014 at 7:55am - misc - by Anonymous - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML

#21238336
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On 08/15/2014 at 5:10pm - money - by thoughthewasjoking (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend. He said it was because he lived 2 hours away, but I think the ultrasound photos his other girlfriend posted proudly on his Facebook wall are the real reason. FML

#21260092
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On 09/17/2014 at 3:48pm - love - by kitkat (woman) - United States

Today, I got more pleasure from itching the bed bug bites from sleeping over at my boyfriend's house than I got from actually sleeping with him. FML

#21255435
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On 09/09/2014 at 11:38pm - love - by Itchy Missy (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I discovered that one of our cats is super creepy. He humps the blankets on my mother's bed while staring at her while she's sleeping. FML

#21257305
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On 09/13/2014 at 2:56am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML

#21273859
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On 10/08/2014 at 10:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML

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On 10/22/2014 at 4:55pm - misc - by Not so much of a teachers pet - United States

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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On 11/11/2014 at 1:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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