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Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML

#19378087
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On 03/30/2012 at 7:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to hold hands with plastic "horror hand" I bought for Halloween. FML

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On 09/13/2011 at 2:11am - love - by Penkkis (woman) - Finland (Lapland)

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

#19296318
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On 03/17/2012 at 8:48pm - kids - by Redhead4life (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, somebody ordered pizza and sent it to the house across the street from them, so they could shoot at the pizza guy with an air-soft gun from the upstairs of their house. I was that delivery guy. FML

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On 10/13/2011 at 4:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

#18368506
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On 11/27/2011 at 5:46pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I called in sick at work because I have the flu. This is my first sick day in the 2 years I've worked there. It's also the day the CEO made a surprise visit. My co-workers all got generous salary increases, and some of them promotions. I'm not included, simply because I wasn't there. FML

Today, while getting ready to go to bed, I told my boyfriend that I feel depressed due to the lack of intimacy in our relationship. His response was to roll over, fall asleep, and send a deadly fart my way. FML

#19990004
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On 07/29/2012 at 12:25am - love - by Anonymous - Denmark (Sjelland)

Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML

#17818290
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On 09/24/2011 at 2:21am - work - by Cashier (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was called into my 17-year-old son's high school. Why? Because it was Wednesday, also known as "Hump Day" and his friends managed to convince him that you're supposed to go around and hump people. FML

#20079735
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On 09/19/2012 at 7:33pm - kids - by Judy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it was my boyfriend's grandfather's funeral and visitation. These things make me nervous, and not thinking, I made comments that included the words "killing", "dying", and "death". I'm a rubbish support system. FML

#19838135
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On 06/24/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Italy

Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML

#18137522
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On 11/02/2011 at 10:43am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML

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On 01/16/2012 at 10:16pm - misc - by potatoes - United States (Texas)

Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML

#19007190
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On 02/06/2012 at 12:35am - love - by hudd357mag (man) - United States



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