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Today, my grandpa came over to help paint our house, as we are renovating it. The only paint clothes he decided to wear were his underpants. The neighbours and builders found this quite amusing. FML
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On 01/25/2011 at 4:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML
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On 01/31/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by f -
Today, while parallel parked, a car stopped next to me, backed up, and hit the woman behind him. When she pulled off to the side to check for damage, she slammed into me. FML
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On 01/11/2011 at 8:34am - misc - by raiyne -
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer had kept my I.D by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
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On 02/09/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 4:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)
Today, I received my first wedding present in the mail. I opened it immediately and called the sender to say thanks. She yelled at me for opening it and, because she shipped it to me by mistake, requested it back. FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 9:22pm - misc - by bride2be (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I walked ten miles to pick up my car from the towing station. Turns out there was enough change for the parking meter in the glovebox after all. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 4:44am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I was driving with my mother. The ride was 2 hours long. For the first hour, she talked about how uncomfortable sex is the first time. For the second, she talked about how I should take accordion lessons. FML
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On 02/15/2011 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by bitchasaurusrex (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 10:27am - misc - by sofargone420 (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML
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On 09/11/2012 at 2:47am - misc - by NotDrunk (man) - United States (California)
Today, the only thing my downstairs neighbor wanted to talk about with me is how she can hear us go to the bathroom. She also claims that she can tell which one of us is going, based on the noise level. FML
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On 09/08/2011 at 10:07pm - misc - by monochrometea (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I spun a two year old upside down, in circles. She wasn't remotely dizzy. I threw up on myself. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 1:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
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On 10/09/2012 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
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