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Today, I spent about half an hour trying to decide whether to buy a top, because even though it was lovely, it was really expensive. Eventually, after deciding to buy it because I could always return it if I changed my mind, I got home and realised I'd left it on the bus. FML

#7235874
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On 01/09/2010 at 1:00pm - money - by Gabi (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. A couple of cute girls started talking to me, telling me how much they liked my dreads. Seeing this, my mother stepped up next to me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "This here is my little baby, treat him nicely!" Thanks, Mom. FML

#7358643
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On 01/15/2010 at 2:37pm - misc - by Dreadge (man) - Israel (Hefa)

Today, my father yelled at me for changing 1 of his 2 programable seat positions in his car because he uses both. Apparently, 1 is for sober driving and 2 is for high/drunk driving. Go dad. FML

#7353049
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On 01/15/2010 at 2:24am - misc - by Goobie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw what I thought was a gallon jug of water. Trying to do something spontaneous and fun, I took my hardest swing at it to see how far I could kick it. It was frozen solid. I broke my foot. FML

#7261047
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On 01/10/2010 at 4:46pm - misc - by tnt007 - France

Today, I found out that my anxiety disorder has escalated to where I now scratch and pick at my face while asleep. Now I get to sleep with oven mitts taped to my hands. FML

#7354954
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On 01/15/2010 at 7:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

#7541135
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On 01/24/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, we had a NAT for our preparation for college. I did quite well and knew most of the answers. When I turned mine in, I realised I forgot to write my name. The proctor doesn't allow giving back test papers after it is turned in. And no, I can't retake it. FML

#7929962
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On 02/06/2010 at 7:35am - misc - by stupidupid (woman) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML

#8271296
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On 02/14/2010 at 10:09pm - love - by Vgameboi (man) - United States (California)

Today, my youngest son had to have stitches in his chin. He did great, I passed out. FML

#7844166
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On 02/03/2010 at 11:02am - health - by Sherlock - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out my broker invested my $6000 in the wrong stock. How did I find out? He called me to let me know the stock crashed. FML

#8132919
77 comments

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On 02/11/2010 at 3:13pm - money - by extants - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML

#8452983
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On 02/19/2010 at 7:37pm - misc - by ouch - United States

Today, I realized that every day without fail, the muffins I've been making and giving to my husband for work have been hitting speeding cars' windshields. FML

#14344893
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On 12/26/2010 at 10:47am - misc - by muffdriver (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to get a trim. However, follow-up damage control at home afterward shouldn't really be necessary on a fifty dollar haircut. FML

#13429842
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On 10/13/2010 at 1:28am - misc - by grow_fasterrr - (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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