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Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML
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On 01/01/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by nyebust - United States
Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML
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On 12/31/2010 at 1:13am - misc - by brenami (woman) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I went to a New Year's party with my boyfriend. Later into the night, he got drunk, and left me there to go to another party with his friends. I have no car, and no way to get home. FML
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On 01/01/2011 at 12:27am - misc - by Alana - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I learned that standing next to a hobo doesn't make me look better in comparison, but instead just makes me seem like a hobo as well. FML
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On 02/06/2011 at 2:37am - money - by 7rafe7 (man) - United States
Today, I was in the Cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
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On 01/19/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I finally got up the nerve to invite the guy I like to hang out at my house. It was also the day my mother decided that our house is a "pants optional zone," and that she should implement that policy immediately. While he was at our house. FML
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On 02/01/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 2:50am - work - by Austin - United States (California)
Today, I wasn't allowed to work from home, despite being ill enough to just take the day off anyway, so 'there could be someone to answer the phone'. The phone didn't ring once all day. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 9:03pm - work - by letmeinplease - United Kingdom
Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on my face. When he pulled them up, the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. FML
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On 04/17/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by zoearcu - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was chosen to MC a function at work. I developed a terrible case of hiccups which made the audience giggle and groan for the duration of my time on stage. FML
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Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by sproket -
Today, I went to visit my alcoholic father. He remembered to ask me how my dog Reggie is, but could not remember the name of "my pal." My "pal" is also my wife of four years. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 9:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML
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On 04/17/2011 at 7:18pm - work - by sdgsfvbkuhkj (woman) - United States (Florida)
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