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Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML

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79 comments

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On 09/30/2010 at 1:11am - misc - by Bestfrienduncool - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML

#13612970
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On 10/27/2010 at 8:36am - love - by me - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML

#13762185
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On 11/08/2010 at 5:32am - misc - by facingit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I finally quit my job after talking with a friend about making our own design/multimedia company. While I was on my way to his house, he called me and told me not to quit because he got an awesome job offer and couldn't refuse. FML

#13157564
69 comments

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On 09/22/2010 at 3:22pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, I returned a friends jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

#13388494
77 comments

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On 10/10/2010 at 2:54am - misc - by ewwy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML

#13818432
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On 11/12/2010 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by penguins (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my fiancé suggested we bring his elderly mother with us on our honeymoon. FML

#14422998
74 comments

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On 01/01/2011 at 8:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a guy at work was ranking the girls we work with in the order he'd want to date them. He told me I was 6th "because personality is important, too." FML

#13850152
73 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 4:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized I was happy because we finally started having friends come visit us after months of not having company. I also realized that our secret stash of money was stolen last night while we had company. FML

#13439777
72 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 10:25pm - money - by robbed (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML

#14627617
78 comments

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On 01/18/2011 at 3:53pm - misc - by slondons (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I called my boss and said "I have been awake since 3am throwing up." He replied with "Great, see you at 9" and hung up. FML

#14638505
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On 01/19/2011 at 12:31pm - work - by gb739 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML

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71 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 3:38am - love - by just great... -

Today, I thought it would be funny to scare my dad for once, since he has scared me for fun dozens of times. It would have been funny, had he not punched me in the face. FML

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On 03/09/2012 at 5:10am - misc - by stupidprankster - United States



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