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Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML
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On 10/26/2008 at 8:56am - health - by Unknown - Sent from mobile version
Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
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On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell of my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
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On 10/29/2008 at 6:09am - health - by Noname - Slovenia (Bohinj)
Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML
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On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend who has just returned from his 3 month placement abroad cancelled our date. Why? Because there was a match England vs Germany. A friendly match. FML
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On 11/20/2008 at 6:10am - love - by archer - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)
Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML
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On 01/01/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Nick Nameous - United States (California)
Today, I found out the girl I was in love with has a new boyfriend. I blame myself because I believed her when she said she "wasn't ready" for a relationship. FML
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On 01/02/2009 at 6:14am - love - by loser doctor - Philippines (Quezon City)
Today, I figured I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment and told him how "gifted" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to lose weight, asshole. FML
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On 01/19/2009 at 4:21am - love - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
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On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML
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On 01/27/2009 at 12:58pm - love - by fthis - United States (Colorado)
Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)
Today, I discovered my mom has over 20 sites bookmarked on her laptop, all having to do with 'How To Boost Your Insecure Teen's Confidence' or 'How To Help Your Overweight Teen Have A Positive Self Image'. Thanks, mommy. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 3:30pm - misc - by j0natron (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
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