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Today, I found out that my new boss at my job is the same guy that I turned down repeatedly last night at the bar. FML

#3820845
76 comments

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On 07/17/2009 at 1:02am - work - by awkward. (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , a woman yelld at me to stop following her around the store. We were in IKEA. The only way to get through the store is to follow the arrows through a one-way path. Apparently , no one informd her of this. mega FML

#5829001
72 comments

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On 10/14/2009 at 2:19pm - misc - by creepystalkerguy (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I Ran Into My Naw Apartmant Naighbor !! Sha Said Sha Could Haar Ma And My Grlfriand Having Wild Sax Last Night !! Sha Told Ma Sha Had Always Wantad To Hava A Thraasoma !! My Naw Naighbor Is As Old As My Grandma, And Avan Rasamblas Har !! I Politaly Daclinad !! FML

#4384243
79 comments

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On 08/08/2009 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by pear8head (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, My Band Played Its Frst Real Gig. It Was Going Well, And I, Te Vocalist, Tougt It Would Be A Good Idea To Stage Dive. I Underestimated Te Distance Between Te Stage And Te Crowd And Crased Into Te Floor. FML

#4652929
67 comments

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On 08/19/2009 at 10:36am - misc - by stagedivefail (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I felt a tug on mah backpack and found mah wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML

#5409336
61 comments

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On 09/22/2009 at 2:20am - money - by robbedonCTA (woman) - United States (Illinois)

yesterday a fax came in at work fir a specific job , an I asked the owner of the company who it was for. He replied "the round one" , so I handed it to our rotund Project Manager. Apparently the owner meant the garbage can , not mah fat co-worker. Now i'm the asshole of the office. FML

#3774043
76 comments

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On 07/15/2009 at 1:24pm - work - by kjcarey123 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was court date fir a car accident I was involvd in back in July . I had spent months preparing a case to prove innocence . I was scheduld to appear at 10:00 this morning . I woke up at 10:15AM . big fat FML

#5249828
77 comments

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On 09/14/2009 at 11:17am - misc - by CWoah (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today we had a hike at mah camp. We hikd in a line. I suddenly felt things hitting me at the back of the head. After a few minutes I finally turn around only to discover a looool bunch of older guys throwing tampons at mah head. They were mah tampons falling one by one out of mah unzippd bag. mega FML

#4212486
67 comments

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On 08/01/2009 at 7:13pm - misc - by Rachel247 (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

today I had a big party that left house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When parents got home, dad said ( Did u have fun at the party? ) and I said, ( How'd u know? ) and he replied ( You hate cleaning and the house was filthy when we left ). FML

#3777145
77 comments

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On 07/15/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by far23 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't fine my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML

#5480779
69 comments

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On 09/26/2009 at 4:05am - misc - by veggocake (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I DECIDED TO CHECK OUT MAH SCHOOL'S QUARTERBACK'S TWITTER, SINCE WE HAVE A CLASS TOGETHER!! HE WROTE, "DEAR GIRL IN FRONT OF ME, I THOUGHT YOU WERE PRETTY UNTIL YOU TURNED AROUND." IT WAS FUNNY, UNTIL I REALIZED THE TIMESTAMP WASHEN WE HAVE CLASS TOGETHER, AN I SIT IN FRONT OF HIM!! FML

#5186777
69 comments

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On 09/11/2009 at 1:05pm - misc - by thatgirl247 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend calld and said he was stopping by to talk!! I didn't understand y he would stop by, so I askd looool if he was going to break up with me, he said no!! Half an hour later, he knockd on my door to break up with me!! FML

#5635869
52 comments

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On 10/04/2009 at 2:13am - love - by helplesslover (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had a long, meaningful telephone conversation . After hanging up, I realized I hadn't had such a great conversation in a long time . Who was it with? The Dell Customer Support guy . FML

#5081613
73 comments

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On 09/06/2009 at 1:27pm - misc - by asdfjkl (woman) - United States (West Virginia)



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